Trump would be that asshole that always uses Blockade/EBlockade like a pro.

My most liked cards in the game, I forgot to tell you, but I am Donald Trump's alt.

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Trump would go to those crusader roleplay diplos and be like "kill all of the Sultans and Caliphs" or he'd use blockades like a mad man.
Hillary would be on those world maps and make annoying ass coalitions and get all of the minor countries to follow her, but then she'd get caught in lies and be like "no I'm not PE" then everyone would check history and she'd get into some deal breaking thing and die.
People would ask sanders for land and he would spam the gift card like crazy for weak countries so that they could be equal, but once stronger than him he'd get rekt and backstabbed constantly.

Trump would play auto games, pick mexico and blockade it.

^^This is spot on! Trump has spent his life surrounded by yes men. He acts as if he doesn't understand how the government is even structured. He needs to go back and watch school house rock.

Trump would get a small loan of a million warlight coins, and then in his struggle become the number 1 coin player.

only after falling in coin debt several times