1. Apple or Microsoft?
2. Will I ever be able to say something without being "offensive"?
3. Is a hot dog a sandwich?
4. Do any lives matter in the grand scheme of things?
5. Is Trump's hair a wig?
6. Why is nobody following my diplo rules?
7. Why doesn't Liechtenstein get annexed?
8. HOW DID I MISS THAT SHOT IN XCOM2?

1) who cares ?
2) no,SJW'S are everywhere
3) no
4) no
5) no
6) because you're a cuck
7) They rented William Wallace for an hour
8) no

1. Microsoft
2. Yes.
3. No
4. Yes
5. Probably
6. Because they're assholes.
7. Because they got the banks.
8. Because your a poor shot.

1) Depends.
2) Just don't say it on the internet or in the vicinity of a human being or of a device that can transmit your words to other people. Good luck with that.
3) No.
4) All lives technically matter, but to different extents.
5) No.
6) Trolls or Dimwits
7) Geopolitics
8) So specific.

Edited 4/4/2016 22:46:58

These are the greatest Questions of your time not our time.

1. Microsoft
2. No because SJWs and Liberals.
3. I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.
4. Yes. All lives matter, even the lowly ant.
5. No its a cancerous tumor.
6. Because PEs
7. Its got a great name
8. Poor hand-eye coordination

1. Should be Apple/Google, but Apple
2. No
3. Hell no
4. Yes
5. No, but horrible anyway
6. They probably didn't read them
7. UN
8. Fkn scrub

1.) Microsoft
2.) I'm already offended.
3.) No
4.) Yes
5.) Quite possibly.
6.) Noobs, noobs everywhere.
7.) They aren't relevant enough for anyone to care about annexing them.
8.) THAT'S X-COM, BABY!

1. Microsoft
2. If you say nothing
3. Lol, no
4. Not to God
5. No, and it's sexy as fuck
6. Everyone's a dyslexic retard
7. DON'T MAKE FUN OF LIECHTENSTEINERS YOU RACIST
8. It lacked Scotland

These are the greatest Questions of your time not our time.

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On question 4- "One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic." Joseph Stalin

8. Maybe you shouldn't have killed off your best sniper early-game.

Better frains:

1. Opera against Yandex against Chrome against Firefox against...Internet Explorer...against Safari?
2. Crossbows: comeback or not?
3. Sardines or herring?
4. Is it a good idea to eat a prickly pear? (It's not)
5. Why doesn't everyone recognise Chaikovsky for being the loon he was?
6. Warlight: coins or not?
7. Warlight: dashboard or not?
8. Warlight: HTML or not?
9. Space race: Russia won or America won? (Russia whipped America in the space race)
10. Does being drunk or needing medication grow your luck of spotting some UFOs or ghosts?
11. Why haven't you moved to Iceland yet?
12. Why do folk support online-only games so much? It's a very bad system, to be online-only.
13. Why do folk support abortion? Violent killers of babies who don't have a chance.
14. Why do folk not support nuclear war?
15. How to beat the Heroes 1 campaign on impossible setting?

More Greater Questions

1. Do you lube up before or after?
2. Can you be a feminist and grow up?
3. Is there a definitive end to pi?
4. In this day and age, where does one find a gentleman's club?
5. Where is the closest smoke shop?
6. Given a zombie apocalypse, what would non-euclidean geometry offer that is of assistance?

1. Chrome
2. No thanks
3. Herring
4. Haven't tried it, to be honest
5. Not my problem, fam.
6. Not for me. I suck too much.
7. With Muli's userscript
8. Yeah, HTML
9. Russia won
10. Never spotted one myself, so no
11. Can't speak Icelandic yet. Plus, I'm waiting for my own country to turn into Iceland first
12 - 14 Who is this "folk" you speak of?
15. Ask Clippy

@Genghis

1. In the act
2. Nope
3. Nah
4. https://www.warlight.net/Clans/?ID=176
5. Upstairs
6. A means to make an individual look like the best at something to boost their self-confidence

Edited 4/5/2016 00:32:14

First set
1. Apple(Unix ftw)
2. No, someone in the world will be offended
3. yes
4. No
5. yes
6. because you failed to convey to everyone they should follow them
7. because no one actually wants it
8. Go play civ V, you clearly aren't qualified for xcom

Second set

1. Chrome
2. Not
3. herring
4. Yes, it's actually edible, and tastes pretty good if prepared properly
5. Because he wasn't a loon
6. Coins, as it funds Fizzer
7. let Muli recreate the dashboard
8. HTML
9. Depends when you declare the end(is it before or after Apollo?)
10. Yes, your brain begins to malfuction
11. because Norway is better, and I don't want to learn their language
12. because everyone has a network connection in the futuristic world
13. because women should have the right to select whether or not to reproduce.
14. because the world would end
15. You don't, I do(I rewrite the code)

Edit: didn't see third set
Third set
1. N/A
2. Depends on definition of feminism(Are we talking Feminazis or the regular ones?)
3. No
4. I dunno
5. I dunno
6. Math ftw, the ability to kill zombies in weird ways

Edited 4/5/2016 03:50:30

Is it a good idea to eat a prickly pear?

Yes, it's actually edible, and tastes pretty good if prepared properly

You get splinters for days. It's not worth it.

Because he wasn't a loon

He killed himself, enough said.

because Norway is better, and I don't want to learn their language

Iceland is way better. They've literally 0% folk that don't have access to internet (I think Iceland is the only country that has managed to do this besides Vatica.), 1/10 in Iceland has published a book (super smart), their tongue is super well true to their roots (not so Norsk), Iceland has great weather, and is quaintly small, it's the country with the highest living standards in the world. Norway does come close though, and it's easier to be poor in Norway.

because everyone has a network connection in the futuristic world

That's not the real problem. The problem is, when businesses choose to stop hosting it on their servers, which isn't bad in itself as long as they give alternative choices...in which rarely happens, even something as easy as giving out the source code, nope. Great games, games that folk love are being killed. Battleforge, Darkspore, Need for Speed, it's terrible. And yet somehow there are supporters for this?

You don't, I do(I rewrite the code)

Then it's not Heroes 1, it's your modification for it. Also, that's devilishly hard to do, I doubt most amateur programmers could make a modification for a game, even one made in 1995. I mean, there aren't any modifications to it to date.

Edited 4/5/2016 05:34:19