B, Cancer has practically been cured at this point (marijuana) so immortality would actually do something.

major smudley, would you rather get fucked in the ass by me, or suck the devil's dick?

I'd do both tbh

A: Absolute immortality (You will literally never die and nothing can harm you in any way)
B: Die right now in this very moment without pain or pleasure

b. imagine being stuck in nothingness forever when the universe ends
A. alone in a room with paugers for 2 days
B. alone in a room genghis for 2 days

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A , chew all the mints

A : Land at Normandy in WW2

B : Defend GLOURIOUS BERLIN against cocksucker communists

Edited 4/6/2016 12:26:13

A: Land at Normany. This is an obvious choice.

A: Talk shit get hit

B. Don't talk shit and don't get hit

A) Have Magneto's powers
But for every second you use your powers you lose 2 seconds off your lifespan

Or

B) Have Darth Vader's powers
And for every second you use your powers 3 seconds of your life are extremely painful (accumulating downward from your death)

Both sound horrible.

A

Would you rather your child has
A) Cancer
B) Feminism

B

B (it has the potential for good at least...though the question is really would you rather be a murderer or a rapist)

Would you rather be:

vegetarian

minimum wage worker

I am vegetarian, so B.

B (no matter what I'm getting 7 dollars an hour so I'll go to Burundi and live like a king)

A. 45. Caliber
B. 9 Milimeter

B of course! .45 is superior too 9mm.

A, even though all guns are evil


A. Successful Brexit which leads to successful Scot Indie Ref
B. Unsuccessful Brexit which leads to unsuccessful Scot Indie Ref

B

A. Cell phone when you're getting robbed.

B. Handgun when you're getting robbed.

C. AR-15 when you're getting robbed

C of course!

A) Drink Gasoline
B) Wear Denim for the rest of your life

B Denim is okay.

Vote Trump

Vote Putin

C Move out of the country

Die of amazing sex

Die of laughter

A

A. Wrath
B. Natural Selection

B

A. Die by Necron
B. Die by Dark Eldar
C. Die by Chaos

A A gauss cannon is quick and painless.

A. Live in Babylonia in 500 BC
B. Live in Rome in 100 AD
C. Live in Damascus in 700 AD
D. Live in Lisbon in 1500 AD
E. Live in Tokyo in 2000 AD

B Rome of course.

Be rich and hated by everyone

Be loved by everyone but poor (or at least middle-class)

B

A Join SS

B be executed (you have %30 chance of escaping to Switzerland)

Join and then run away :3

a) As an American soldier, go to Europe to fight Nazis.
b) As an American soldier, go to Asia to fight Japs.

A

Be a serial rapist.

Be raped.

B if it is only once.

A Go West and fight UK , USA , France etc.
B Go East and Fight Commies

B Their weapons suck.

A: Absolute immortality (You will literally never die and nothing can harm you in any way)
B: Die right now in this very moment without pain or pleasure

A living forever kinda sounds interesting.

A join the marines

B join the army

:3

ecome a truck driver

Become a janitor

Truck driver and explore the world.

Disband the ATF

Disband the NSA

ATF

would you rather be the person at warlight and everyone hates you
or
be the worst and everyone likes you

#Elitism

%) Find the cure to cancer
#) Immortality (Cannot die or be harmed no matter what, nor do you feel intense pain.)

Stupid question

A. alone in a room with paugers for 2 days
B. alone in a room genghis for 2 days

B Genghis no doubt.

Would you rather live in:

A: West Europe
B: North America
C: East Asia
D: Middle East
E: Africa
F: East Europe
G: South America
H: The Moon (On a secure station)
I: The Mars (On a secure station)
J: Fuck the Solar System and fly to Alpha Proxima with lifetime supplies.

E. Africa (if I had money)

Would you rather be
A. a sheriff's deputy
or
B. A SWAT team member

B

A Press this button to earn 10,000 USD per press , someone random on earth will die (you wont die %100)


B Instantly Kill hundreds of thousands and be rich af

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A

In Africa would you rather live:

A: In the North (Maghreb)
B: West Africa
C: East Africa
D: South Africa

D

a) a piece of plastic garbage found on the side of the highway
b) pauger's entire life

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A

In South Africa would you rather live in:

A: South Africa
B: Angola
C: Madagaskar
D: Namibia
E: Mosambique
F: Lesotho/Swasiland

B, Angola.

A. Sri Lanka
or
B. India

India.

A. Bhutan
B. Nepal

B Nepal.

In Angola, would you rather live in:

A: Northwest Angola
B: North Angola
C: Northeast Angola
D: East Angola
E: Southeast Angola
F: South Angola
G: Southwest Angola
H: West Angola

Edited 4/6/2016 16:10:32

Northwest, obviously. You have the super-rich exclave, and the capital.

https://i.gyazo.com/459b54a1fdb890a3c30cf29b24d4dd2c.png

A. Move to Liechtenstein
B. Jump off a cliff

B

In Luanda, would you rather live:

A: In a hotel at the beach
B: In a house at the edge of the city near the mountains
C: Somewhere between

B

Would you rather

A. Rip the biggest Vape and nobody knew?

B. Rip the biggest vape but your mom helped and everybody knew?

A, but if i was vaping, id just kill myself

a) vote for Trump and receive $400
b) vote any other candidate, but lose $400

Edited 4/6/2016 18:39:03