Wanted: Bounty Hunter

I want you to hunt down spiderman for stealing my bag of f***s. I have a cheap wristwatch and a bottle of tainted holy water. I also have 2$ and an illegitimate child. Please call 0911-6969-420

Hey there our son Jason aged 9. Mommy has been very worried about you lately.
Please stop reading too many comic books as it terribly affects your mind.

Love,

Parents

Edited 3/5/2016 14:16:47

^ here we come again... first pints of beer... Belgian cant you stop drinking just for a day....

Stop. Drinking? The fuck is this blasphemy you speak?

Off with the blasphemers head.

Edited 3/5/2016 16:55:04

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Wanted: Bounty Hunter

I want you to hunt down spiderman for stealing my bag of f***s. I have a cheap wristwatch and a bottle of tainted holy water. I also have 2$ and an illegitimate child. Please call 0911-6969-420

We have your bag of fucks. If you ever want to see them again, you will sent the North Korean government a check for 1 million dollars. If you do not, you will never see your fucks ever again.

Love,
Kimmy Un <3

We have your bag of fucks. If you ever want to see them again, you will sent the North Korean government a check for 1 million dollars. If you do not, you will never see your fucks ever again.

Love,
Kimmy Un <3

I shall deliver you an autistic illegitimate child worth 100,000 Dollars. That is all.

I shall deliver you an autistic illegitimate child worth 100,000 Dollars. That is all.

Can the autistic child preform manual labor such as hauling heavy baskets full of mined rock or building fake cities?

Yes. He can also suck his own dick

A $100,000 self sucking doll? no deal.

You do need help