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A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/10/2013 20:42:45


Sir Dolphin VI 
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Our society, the Icelandic Turtles, is dedicated to cleansing the earth of foul and decadent clans through warfare. Do you wish to join the Icelandic Turtles? Be warned, we are an elite society, and do not accept just ANYONE. The requirements are as follows:
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60% 1v1 win rate or higher.
Minimum 8% boot rate.
Willingness to obey me at all times.
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If you meet these requirements, you should seriously consider adding your sword to our noble cause. We could use warriors like you on the battlefield.
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/10/2013 20:47:16


Daisuke Jigen
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You do enjoy a good 'hashtag', do you not? ;)
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/10/2013 20:49:11


Sir Dolphin VI 
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Hashtags are the heart and soul of the internet. Do not mock them.
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/10/2013 20:56:47


Daisuke Jigen
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I cannot believe you missed an opportunity to throw in a casual 'hashtag'. You seem to be losing your touch... #TurtlesAin'tSoCool
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/10/2013 21:02:30


Sir Dolphin VI 
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Alas. How careless of me. I will need to do better next time.
#TurtlesAreAmazing #CheckOutMyBankAccount
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/10/2013 21:10:21


Daisuke Jigen
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Indeed, you do. I'll keep a weather eye on the horizon for any Icelandic Turtles to join your little flick. #ForeverAlone
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/10/2013 21:23:29


Sir Dolphin VI 
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The clan was formed an hour ago. Give it time to grow, impatient boy. Oh, and did I mention it's an elite society? We do not let the average Joe in, which is more than can be said for your band of lickspittles.
#IWin
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/10/2013 21:46:08


Daisuke Jigen
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Alright, I am intrigued to see what the Turtles will look like tomorrow. Just what we need, another elite group! Take that back. We are masters in every conceivable way! #EnoughOfTheHashtags

Edited 10/10/2013 21:47:02
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/10/2013 21:51:36


Hidden Hand 
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I found you guys on twitter under

#Worstclanonwarlight

Edited 10/10/2013 22:08:51
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/10/2013 22:31:20


wjackson 
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#What'sahashtag?Ithoughtitwasanumbersign
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/10/2013 22:48:04


Taishō 
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#StillBetterThanIlluminati
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 00:06:16


Genghis 
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#NotBetterThanMongols
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 00:18:12


Sir Dolphin VI 
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#Mongols? #WhatsMongols?

#TurtlesAlwaysWin
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 00:20:49


Genghis 
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#1206Forever
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 00:25:33


Taishō 
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#RawrBroRawr
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 00:32:34


Sir Dolphin VI 
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#ClanUpdate So, we offcially have someone interested in joining our clan. Hah! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES MASTER L?
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 01:55:07


Sir Dolphin VI 
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Dwight, it will be a pleasure to fight alongside you. You have been invited.
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 02:13:35


Sir Dolphin VI 
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I would be happy to destroy them, if it pleases you, General.
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 08:05:28

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Alt...
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 10:43:07


Daisuke Jigen
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Well, I am mighty impressed Monsieur De Dolphine! In the short time allotted you have managed to come up with an alt (possibly yourself) and someone who doesn't meet the 'elite' requirements to join. I sincerely apologize for doubting your ability...
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 12:16:36


Sir Dolphin VI 
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You accuse me of creating alts to join this clan?! And letting in people below the requirements. First, I assure you that I would not do something as DISHONORABLE as create an alt to join this clan. That's disgusting. Second, I have seen SonicN's ability. The fact that his win rate is 3% below the requirements does not faze me in the least. Good day to you, sir.
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 13:32:05


Daisuke Jigen
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I didn't accuse you directly. I just stated that there was a possibility. SonicN's 2v2 and 3v3 stats are also quite enlightening. You should have a quick peek at them too. The standards of your clan have fallen. Good day.
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 13:46:26


Sir Dolphin VI 
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Hah! SonicN has only played 3 3v3s. You think his poor stats in that category MEAN anything? Also, I blame his OK-but-not-ideal 2v2 stats on incompetent partners.

Edited 10/11/2013 13:56:39
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 22:23:34


Sir Dolphin VI 
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"aren't we all alts of a real person?"

Ingenious. This is exactly why I let him into our clan.
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 22:25:00


Hidden Hand 
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#iCELANDICTURTLESSUCK
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 22:35:14


Sir Dolphin VI 
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#CAPSLOCKISNOTMATURE
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 22:37:25


Hidden Hand 
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#THENWHYDOITNOOB
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 22:38:12


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#YOUJUSTGOTTOLDBEEEUTCH
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 22:41:04


Sir Dolphin VI 
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#EverHeardOfThisThingCalled

#IRONY

#CrowdGasps
A New Clan Rises.... #IcelandicTurtles: 10/11/2013 22:44:27


Hidden Hand 
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That'd be funny if it was true, but really its just sad :(


#ICELANDICTURTLESSUCK

Edited 10/11/2013 22:44:57
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