I just killed a mosquito.

Gr8... Come up to Michigan in the summer and we could use you.

I'm immunue to poison ivy, ill throw stinging nettle at you, jk bruh

With hands or spray? Killing the little buggers by hand is so much more satisfying.

I love letting them drink a little of my blood, so I can crush them and have it splash everywhere, the itchy bite and chance of catching several diseases is well worth it.

My room is a dungeon that respawns mosquitos every 30 seconds.

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Your own fault, if you life in the godforsaken place named "Brazil".

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Faulet. Bahahaha.

Well at least my country was never, y'know... Blatantly annexed by Germany. :3

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Atleast my country was never conquered, massacred and held by PORTUGAL for centuries.

lul massacred? You mean those naked guys we had to remove to live here? Was I supposed to feel like I'm one of them/care about them?

Y'know... Back then, Portugal was literally innovating in every aspect. When you got taken over, Germany was basically the shitpile of the planet after they were ripped off by the _FRENCH_. I mean, goddamn France.

All of this because you couldn't hold Italy for more than a year even with your turkish bros. The same Italy that was wrecked three or so times in the past hundred years.

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You know when Anschluss happened Austria had no soldiers, so it was kinda smart of Austria to just surrender to spare lifes.

       - Ceterum censeo Garlicem delendam esse.

So you officially admit to have chickened out?

And why did you not have soldiers in the first place?

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I dont know. Mabye Austria believed in a peaceful world. You know there are other solutions than war.

Like getting the shit anschlussed out of you?

No, bribery.

That's why Austria was the center of attention in WW1 and 2 while we were just standing here? lol

My room is a dungeon that respawns mosquitos every 30 seconds.

In summer, it's almost the same for me

Poland?