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Jesus vs Superman?: 2/25/2016 19:12:23


GeneralPE
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Jesus could just turn a rock into kryptonite without harming Superman tho, and game, set, match.
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/25/2016 19:18:45


Hitchslap
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i'm not sure throwing little piece of bread would count as "kryptonite"
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 01:37:33


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both, New Testament and Revelations combined
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 01:39:02


GeneralPE
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*removes shades* *turns cheek while destroying thousands* *replaces shades*
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 01:55:25


Darth Darth Binks
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*Turns the blood of the slain into wine*
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 02:07:25


Major General Smedley Butler
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Jesus could turn Supermans blood into molten kryptonite. Superman would be instantly powerless and his flesh would be burned apart from the inside.

Jesus > Superman
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 02:10:12


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@MGSB
I think we all know Jesus could rape Superman if he tried. That has been established. But will he choose to fight, or turn the other cheek?
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 20:22:35


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not true, i'll give you the walking on water,turning water into wine, multiplying bread and resurecting. These are proven facts, but the rest is just talking. For all we know, Jesus was a compulsive mythomaniac. No-one saw him do anything else than this. SO...Until there is a proven record of him melting things with his laser eyes like there is for superman, i'll stick with the son of Krypton

Edited 2/26/2016 20:25:40
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 20:35:24


[AOE] JaiBharat909
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What is this lead poisoning?

^I hope it catches on.

Edited 2/26/2016 20:35:38
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 20:56:03


Darth Darth Binks
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Jesus also raised the dead, healed the blind, lame, and lepers, and came back from the dead himself.
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 21:57:37


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^ lies
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 22:15:36


Hitchslap
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Jesus also raised the dead, healed the blind, lame, and lepers, and came back from the dead himself


Not gonna help againsnt the man of steel

Edited 2/26/2016 22:15:45
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 23:50:19

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Superman, since he's actually real.
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 23:54:39


[AOE] JaiBharat909
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^^^lol what??? He's a fictional comic book superhero. Some people occasionally dress up as him (mostly little kids), but that doesn't make him real.

If Superman is real, JFK is still alive.

Edited 2/26/2016 23:56:14
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/26/2016 23:57:24


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Superman, since he's actually real.

Pretty sure Superman only exists in comics, and thus, is not real. Your attempt at an edgy Atheist comment has failed.
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/27/2016 00:01:07


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I think wct has entered a trolling stage in his life. All of us who has been here long enough have, I know. I can recall myself, Eklipse, Xapy, and Genghis going through them, to name a few. Unfortunately, Genghis hasn't come out of his yet, but what are ya gonna do?

Edited 2/27/2016 00:01:27
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/27/2016 00:07:02


Major General Smedley Butler
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I'm atheist but do I act like a charecter who could slaughter a entire army , convert matter at will , and raise the dead would be weak? Superman could not defeat Jesus, Jesus could quite literally turn him into sand and the fights over.
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/27/2016 00:26:27


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@ Jai & Eklipse & DDB

This thread is about Jesus vs Superman, and you are seriously going to argue against claims that superman is real, as if this was a real claims? And complaining about it like it is trolling? hahaha Jeez you guys are so thick sometimes
Come on now, we are grown up people, we know these two are fictional characters...

Edited 2/27/2016 00:27:27
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/27/2016 00:37:58


Major General Smedley Butler
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^ ignore Hitchslap
Jesus vs Superman?: 2/27/2016 00:53:11


Darth Darth Binks
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I see Hitch is going through a troll phase, too.
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