I will support Darth Darth Binks as his VP candidate.

This is good news.

Under Supreme Leader's rule Fizzer will receive a lot of money ... and a lot of people will receive perma bans.

Ok Loli will run in this for the installation of a new government. A one ruled by the better part of humanity.
I will make Warlight great...for once.
Vote Loli for emperor.

"LOL.

As if most elections aren't popularity contests..."

"Its just a popularity contest that wins nothing."

"that wins nothing" is key, ignoring it is disingenuous.

Under my rule everyone under 1700 elo is banned. Very few trolls left, and everyone left can play well enough to lead to worthwhile thought-provoking games.

I second that rule. ^

Something in these threads I actually support. Put it on Uservoice +3

I promise an end to genocide, a solution to the effects of Global Warming, a Tsunami-less Japan, a warm ported Russia, and a tamed Mexico.

As well as a solution to China's arable land and population problems.

I promised to lie about having solutions related to those things.

Gen. Numbnuts himself admits he is evil. I am not evil. I am not good. I simply am.

I exist to bring about a revolution of our world, the final struggle of breaking out of our cocoon, revealing not an ugly bug, but a beautiful creature that will soar to new heights.

Oh yeah. Evil right down to the core. I has cookies. Want some? *presents an empty plate* Oh? Did you think I was telling the truth? lolz

I would like to run under Lolicon to end stupid suspensions under the tyrant Fizzer I.

This running business seems tiring.

Can't we just walk?

Ba dumm

Can I be numnuts VP? XD

You all know winning this doesn't do anything right?

I can declare myself dictator, it wont matter.

Can I be numnuts VP? XD

Sorry, I already have one. You can be the vice to the vice if the vice is cool with it.

yay! I will the VPTTVPTTSL ( Vice president to the vice president to the supreme leader )

You may only be my VP if you promise to spam Supreme Leader campaign slogans all over this thread.