Rule 1: Never expect games to play out the way you want Rule 2: Don't actually expect people to read rules Rule 3: Never trust anyone when they tell you their income Rule 4: Always gangbang France Rule 5: Defense only makes sense if other people are also attacking the other person Rule 6: Never pick Poland Rule 7: Never give Falkland Islands to Argentina Rule 8: Any war can be justified if enemy oppresses Russian minority, only works for Russia Rule 9: War can be justified if someone else already declared on them
