Bow before your new masters. The Swamp Donkeys are here, and we are the best clan in all of Warlightdom! Victims are now being accepted for world conquest.

You're not the master clan.

I for one, welcome our new Swampdonkey overlords.

You can't master the Fleece.

HEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW is our war cry. It will be the last thing you hear before you are ELIMINATED from the map.

Can you give us a bio of your clan? What do you focus on? Do you guys have a theme? Recruitment policy?

What is the clan about?
What players are you hoping to appeal?
Why should players join your clan?

Important questions which are left unanswered which makes me wonder why create the thread? Because now you will have to create another thread to answer those basic fundamental answers and nobody likes to see 2 Clan based threads.. I think this was just a excitement in the heat of the moment type of thing but it doesn't look well for someone wishing to join imo

Congratulations on buying a new clan though!

They don't need to. HEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW!!

do you have lolis?

We are not new. We have been playing on alt accounts and honing our skills. We have cracked the Warlight algorithm and are ready to unleash hell upon all of Warlightdom. It is our divine right.

Our recruitment policy is simple: you were born a Swamp Donkey, or you weren't. We are four horsemen, terrorizing the land of 2's with our warcry. Even wastelands, sometimes.

We accept any and all challenges. We are not here to recruit, we are here to conquer.

HEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW

Do you meet for brunch on sundays?

Why, Zeus bangin' somebody else? HEEEEEE HAWWWWWW!!!!

Clearly (based on stats) these Swamp Donkeys have skill in 2v2 games, as for their 1v1 skills however...

The "The (random adjective) (random animal)" formula is really overdone by now.

We are not gladiators.

We are Swamp Donkeys. Like Captain Planet, we are invincible when our powers combine.

Swamp Donkey...really have to resist the urge to paste a picture of Nancy Pelosi.

XD I will HEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW!!!! To that one Jai ;)

I feel like Skullcrusher is Tabby's alt. Skull has an obsession with making his animal cry all of the time.

Tabby, "Meooooooooow!!!"
Skull, "HEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW!!!"

The Paper Tigers would growl if they existed anymore ;(

OMG Tabby's meoooooooooowing is so annoying. Even cata doesn't emphasize his cat obsession that much.

My aura is too loud. I can't hear you.