yes i ate cake

mum or mom

Mom

what comes out of a butt?

mum is the grammatically correct shortened version of mother.

Windows or apple?

taking the last question, Apple is the dark side.

Android or apple?

Microsoft windows

Messi or Neymar?

Messi (we are talking about soccer right) ((or should i say Sport with Foot?))

... you have a button to delete all of death's alts?

(the "..." is a continuation from the title so it starts with "what If")

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Would totally blackmail death.

Would blackmailing death actually work?

No he's already dead

How many alts do you have and what are their names?

I have 3 accounts. You already know 1 so sit down and be happy.

Which is worst, scorpions or spiders?

Snakes, It always snakes. (no matter what is worst)

speaking of snakes, What If you were a snake?

I would be a viper :)

What if you were a rhino?

I would have some many Birds on me! ;)

what if You got a small loan of a million dollars?

Id become a Billionaire and attempt to run for presidency. Id make it a point to talk about my humble beginnings and mention my small loan of a million dollars. I think that'd get me the middle class to vote for me.

What if you were running for the presidency but you hung out with the middle class as you traveled to campaign?

LOL GOOD JOKE.

Congressional Senator or State Governor?

State Governor

Gaddaffi or Sadam?

Gaddafi. Because he was friendly with the Russians. The Russians are friendly to a degree with the Chinese. The Chinese are Best Korea best friend.

Who wore it better? Bloody Mary or the average African warlord?

Josef Ko...Stalin

What if Hitler was openly gay...

Then he would never, ever have become President and Prime minister.

Though Hitler did, though not openly, support gay rights, he could never have gotten the support necessary if he was gay.

what would you do if the end of the world was next week

Rape mueder and looting.