I'd ask him about his illegitimate children

I'd ask him why Platinum came back as Ocean but then renamed the account to Gold.

I'd ask him the meaning of my life, what I was supposed to accomplish, and if I did what he planned for me to do.

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^ That one's easy: to be a waste of oxygen.

why god hates strategic warlight Players so much and what the new use of the new update exactly should be.

To people saying "why isn't God just giving us everything we want": Short answer - Adam and Eve. Longer answer - God figures we don't deserve perfection because of our sins, and also this life is a test to see who is suited and deserving to join Him in heaven and serve Him and be an angel and be prepared for Judgement Day. Furthermore, this world is short-lived, and relatively meaningless. If you look at the Bible, the ones who suffer are actually lucky, for they will be rewarded for their 50 years of struggles with an eternity of bliss if they follow the Lord. (note: even if you don't believe this, I'm just saying why Christians and some others believe there is suffering).

To answer the thread - Thank you

God figures we don't deserve perfection because of our sins

Well he is the one who created us that way isn't he?
"We are created sick and commanded to be well" C.H
-> What kind of psycho god does that?

this life is a test to see who is suited and deserving to join Him in heaven and serve Him and be an angel

haha yeah right, cool story. I wouldn't want to serve that psycho anyway, he doesn't deserve it.

this world is short-lived, and relatively meaningless

One of the most dangerous and moronic concept in abrahamic religions.

ones who suffer are actually lucky

Also one of the most pervert and sadistic concept in abrahamic religions. How can you claim that your God is good, when he is obviously evil by any definition of the word?

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God does not exist, this is a fairy tale for Children.

At first I'd pinch myself, then ask how this goes afterwards.

well I'd ask him for his job then fight him for it.
Dying by God's hand would be fine for me.

God does not exist, this is a fairy tale for Children.

Sadly, it's a fairy tale for Adults, too. Very sad.

^ it can be, some adults are very naive and gullible you know :)

i would say fuck off your not real stop pranking me whoever you are

I'd ask him why he let someone write a book about him while drunk.

wow...the hate is very very palpable. I hope you all didn't have such horrible childhoods :(

Honestly, if a god really existed, I doubt that she would float for half of the crap in the Bible. It's nearly impossible for someone to be a real Christian and if it was just some joke and you go to heaven or hell regardless... That's one hell of a joke.

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Like the use of the word "she" ;)

It's nearly impossible for someone to be a real Christian

Its just rules and laws applied with humanistic emotions such as charity and humility. That's like saying its nearly impossible for someone to be a be citizen who follows all the laws. If you view being a real Christian as an idealized perfection that is impossible, isn't that alluring in of itself as a spiritual purpose to strive for throughout your life?

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I would ask who is bae

^ Me. Everyone knows this.