Lets presume that the Christian god is real. That everything was real, That God was true and everything in it! You've lived a full life and you died, Than you find yourself walking up the steps to the golden gates guiding you to heaven, You meet god or it.. What would you say? What comment/question/suggestion to this God? That you've known or worship or despised against for so long.. What would you say?

* Don't start religious fights (Read the text above again)
* Some serious responses

Why would I talk to Dave Grohl? He's still alive.

Get out of the thread. Serious responses please.. Not comments which doesn't add value to the thread.

I'm so sorry you come to the Off-topic forum for a serious discussion. I hope your dream of a long and mature thread regarding this topic comes true.

^ Well stated. Dude, no offense, but attempting to have a serious conversation on warlight is almost as hard as having a serious conversation with a coat hanger. Not saying you shouldn't try, but be forewarned.

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"Why wasps?"

No but seriously I would ask if George Best is still shagging Angels, getting pissed and putting one in the back of the cloud against Liverpool Angels XI. RIP George Best.

http://youtu.be/B68Q0MZWLsE

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God is not real, grow up.

And let's say that if he was real I would just ask him that if he could give me the power to make people orgasm with MY MIND.

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I would say, "WTF, dude?!" (That's a serious response, BTW. I would be completely bewildered by the whole thing, wondering WTF this 'god' was thinking. There's so much messed up stuff this 'god' has purportedly done, none of it makes any sense, especially given what we see when we investigate things scientifically. Just start with Chapter 1, Genesis, go through that and pretty much just the whole Bible. The whole thing is a mess. Start here: http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/gen/1.html)

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Here's a good question to ask: http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

Hello, you've made a mistake, I'm not dead just sleeping, I'll see you in a few more years time.

@Conquerre, nice puzzle.

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I think something in the region of hello. Then fuck you. (and I mean that, God is apparently completely unwilling to help the world's people in pain).

God, give me a segway.

why didn't you strike vormulak with thou holy thunder

Eh, Platinum. You won't get rid of your reputation anyway. There is no escape.

Best answer to this question i've seen so far comes from Stephen Fry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo

DAMN IT

I would have only two things to ask God, if he was real:

1. Which religion was correct?
2. You look a lot less like Morgan Freeman than I thought.

I would also ask two questions:

1) If you exist, why won't you show your true self to all those you disbelieve in you so that a new "truer" sense of religious faith can exist on Earth?
2) How did I get selected to go to heaven?