add to this thread if you want to:
1) poke fun at the differences between Britain and America,
2) poke fun at the differences between 2 other countries (eg. Germany and Poland),
3) derail this thread.

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You're less likely to be shot in Britain than America.

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You are more likely to be stabbed in Britain than America.

Belgium can't into relevance.

Americans die because healthcare is too expensive. Canadians die waiting in line because everyone has healthcare.

^ Britain's healthcare is free.

Britain has Muslims trying to enforce Sharia Law in their neighborhoods, then say its religious persecution when they can't enforce their strict religious laws on others

(this guy formed a "Sharia squad", where he and other Muslims basically disobeyed local law and forced people, including non-Muslims, to comply if they were in the area.)

Average day in America

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=974_1440602794

this turned out better than I expected

1 in 10 people are unemployed in america

Britain can't even get rid of a monarchy when every single one of its arch enemies has.

What's wrong with Monarchy?

"Look over there! The Brit's got rid of their monarch!"

-Europe, 1688

Even if the British monarchy doesn't do much political stuff, veyr few other European royal houses are still given power. I mean, the dutch, Danes, Germans, Swedes, and Spanish have them, but only Spain's monarch has some power. And I'm not even sure how much.

he can veto things, I think. Oh and well he has also a great immunity towards the justice pretty useful against scandals (remember the safari party?)

You people worry about getting shot and stabbed? Hah! Here in Florida, you have to worry about having your face ate off by people high on Bath salts!

Haha the USA don't have crunchy bars (you poor souls).
Meanwhile in the utopia we call Britain there are crunchy bars for all.

Yes, but in the US we have the blessing of the Customary system of measurement, the best form of measurement in the world.
It's a shame that the rest of the world doesn't see the beauty of having their measurements go up by inexplicably random values instead just always going up by ten.