"A country living in complete weirdness and unwashed weasels" or that's what they say.
Lately I've been mildly insulted with anti-Belgian jokes primarily coming from CORP members. As I'm a proud Belgian I cannot watch this anymore. To prevent Empire of Kilos to make another one, I've made this thread.
Here we'll make fun of every aspect of America. Politically,socially,abstract,absurd,... it doesn't matter if it's just mocks with the USA.
I hope Infection doesn't get really deep into this or otherways I'll have to create a thread specially devoted to make fun of Belarus. A land built by potatoes.
Back to the subject. Embrace yourself for...
"The best country in the world!"~ Nobody
"One dog shit to rule them all!" ~ George W. Bush America: 1 great lie?
Long time we've been exposed to the America. The greatest conspiracy of alltime. It constitutes the sole part of the continent of America that is cared about. It is known mainly for its greasy food. In fact, a few years ago during the reign of Emperor Bush, several laws were passed that made the national religion hamburgers and ignorance. Although housing millions of humanoids of gargantuan size and girth, only 2% of the American population have a visa and these people are either actual legal
Mexicans or deranged scientists looking for the lost city of Stupidville
America has a hobby to invade countries nobody cares about and just because they don't like them. Recently (some 2 dog years ago) few plans have been revealed that the USA is going to invade Canada within the next 5 years. These actions will take place just after the annexation of Alaska by Canada during the Wilkins-Crocket treaty.Overall ain't democracy great?
America democratic or that's what they claim. The harsh world is different.
Edited 12/5/2015 17:50:26