It's currently Black Friday, and we all know what that means.*
People start trampling and pepper spraying each other, department stores are overrun by piranha like shoppers, screaming children can't get that one toy they wanted, and in the most recent eight years, 7 deaths and close to 100 injuries.
And now it starts on Thursday evening Why? Why? Why?**
Is there really a need for this much violence over consumer goods? Must we honestly trample each other for new phones?
And this massive shopping spree comes right after a holiday where we are supposed to be thankful for things. Am I one of the only people who finds this appalling?
*If Karl/Vormaluk/Karl's Japanese alt/Karl's ISraeli alt spams some racist comments, you're dead to me **It may also be because Syracuse won against UConn, and I'm in a grumpy mood.