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Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 12:51:04


Thomas 633
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I figure to bitch about Twilight I have to watch it... but the dialogue is so fucking terrible it makes me want to cry. And bitchslap Kirsten Stewart. I have literally watched 105 seconds of this thing and need motivation.
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 12:52:28


Lolicon love
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do what I done and just play it on a TV while playing PC to distract yourself but still get some understanding.
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 12:59:50


Luna {TJC}
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Just empty a pot of pins infront of the tele and lie on them for the whole film. I figure that should keep you distracted.

Edited 10/28/2015 23:11:58
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 13:05:08


Thomas 633
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I already tried finding out the main plot of Halo 5 and finding out why Twilight is so terrible and im only five minutes in.

And now everyone's acting like she has the looks of Kate Upton... why? Why this entire ******* series?

Edited 10/28/2015 13:09:09
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 13:16:25


Belgian Gentleman 
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First world problems...
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 13:21:43


Thomas 633
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Have you watched it? The first twelve minutes are:

Bella Moves
Bella Meets lots of Lovely People who she is an Asshole to
Bella Meets Edward and is an asshole.

There is no fun and/or action at all. It is like watching a f***ing brick wall.
EDIT: It takes 14 minutes, 56 seconds for an actual vampire to appear.

Edited 10/28/2015 13:24:50
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 13:51:50

MrHymen
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an actual vampire to appear


As an ex dirty goth this insults me ;P
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 13:52:45


Cata Cauda
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Sure its boring but not THAT bad. I watched it because everyone else did too.
I wouldnt recommend it, but everyone their own opinion.
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 14:53:35


Okabe Rintarou ( AKA Hououin Kyouma)
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Boring books and movies
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 14:58:47


Eklipse
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Do a CinemaSins style run of it. Keep a tally of every single thing the movie does wrong and see how many sins there are at the end.
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 16:01:53

MrHymen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPsLcuLHHU

I think Thomas might like this if he hasn't seen it ;)
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 17:55:42


Gen. NumbNuts
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Thomas Thomas Thomas. Listen to ol' Kimmy tell ya how its done. You see, you've gone about this all wrong you see. You'll need a cooler with ice in it. Everytime you see a specific good thing about twilight, for example:Those trees look awesome". Take an ice cube and rub it on yourself until gone. This will discourage you to watch stupid movies ever again.
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 21:02:09


ʧillynamenace
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Hey Cata, is your profile photo something you took? Or did you find it somewhere on the net? That cat looks very much like our late tabby...
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 21:05:01


Cata Cauda
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Hey Cata, is your profile photo something you took? Or did you find it somewhere on the net? That cat looks very much like our late tabby...

Thats me :3
No just kidding, thats my cat. Not from the net.
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 21:06:36


ʧillynamenace
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Luvly... And some tabbies look very much alike.
Men, I need help.: 10/28/2015 23:03:20


Thomas 633
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I watch CinemaSins vids every now and then...

Do a CinemaSins style run of it. Keep a tally of every single thing the movie does wrong and see how many sins there are at the end.

I watch CinemaSins vids every now and then...

Deal.
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