I figure to bitch about Twilight I have to watch it... but the dialogue is so fucking terrible it makes me want to cry. And bitchslap Kirsten Stewart. I have literally watched 105 seconds of this thing and need motivation.
Thomas Thomas Thomas. Listen to ol' Kimmy tell ya how its done. You see, you've gone about this all wrong you see. You'll need a cooler with ice in it. Everytime you see a specific good thing about twilight, for example:Those trees look awesome". Take an ice cube and rub it on yourself until gone. This will discourage you to watch stupid movies ever again.