$99 for a freaking stylus?!? On a $800 tablet? Are you kidding me? http://www.apple.com/apple-pencil/
Completely Familiar. Entirely Revolutionary.
You what is completely familiar? Your gag to have technology be overpriced.
The only thing revolutionary is that a stylus costs $99.
Only $99? What is it going to be at Christmas? $150?
Apple. The only thing we have changed is our gags to take your money.