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History: The truth of assassination.: 9/29/2015 15:25:36


Lolicon love
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Ok people so today I with the power of knowledge,3 hours of sleep and 8 cups of tea have figured the truth out behind the truth of assassination through out the history of mankind.
Now the first time this high profile and complex "assassination" plans came about was around the time of 1933 when Hitler came into power.
Now it's story time.

Hitler, the plan:
once Hitler came into power he had the idea, like many to come after him, to embezzle millions upon billions of German money before he fled into hiding. To do this he planned to invade all the countries around him to create a war in which he could safely embezzle funds.

Hitler the "assassination":

the grand plan of getting away from Germany and the world with all of his money was to fake his own death and then flee into america where he would hide out. But the question that lay was how to kill himself and then it was thought up to clone him.
A plan to create a clone to kill and have it called the real Adolf Hitler was created and some time around 1940 successful Nazi cloning technology was created.
The rest of the "death" of Hitler is well known to the public to now it is on to the second person.

The second person to preform the grand embezzlement scheme was the man we call John F. Kennedy.

JFK, the plan:
The plan made by this man was the same as the plan of Adolf Hitler to take his countries money and "die".
But his plan would be much easier as he did not need the clone technology. As he had already obtained it many years before from a man who his family had helped into the country...This man was Hitler a close friend to the Kennedy clan and he provided them plans to the cloning technology he had developed when with Germany.

JFK, The "assassination":
Now that president Kennedy had the means to obtain escape he began to embezzle funds but unlike the ease of the last attempt by Hitler this one did not go so well and the actions of Kennedy were slowly being caught onto by...accountants. Realiseing that his facade would not hold he speeds up his plans and sent his clone out to be killed like a sacrificial lamb.
Upon this he fled to Switzerland where he lived a life of a king with his stolen money.

In conclusion to this revelation and to those who didn't read it all the cause and reason behind these deaths were ghosts who were mad that math could not prove their existence.

-Ace P.I investigator Loli
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/29/2015 15:29:19


Angry Koala
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History: The truth of assassination.: 9/29/2015 15:38:35


Thomas 633
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Ok. Now:
Where the hell did they get a cloning machine from? Did they politely ask George Lucas for one?
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/29/2015 15:43:38


Lolicon love
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they built it.
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/29/2015 15:44:36


Luna {TJC}
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No, Hitler fled to the moon. (gotta edit in the full stop and comma)

Edited 9/29/2015 17:10:12
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/29/2015 16:41:15


Gen. NumbNuts
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^haven't you ever seen Iron Sky or played Wolfenstein? There is a Nazi moon base up there.
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/29/2015 17:15:38


Blank
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^This guy knows what's up.


In space
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/30/2015 19:17:13


DesertFox
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or Antarctica....Or Argentina...or as a ghost in his bunker (maybe :D)... or in our secret mountain tunnels.
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/30/2015 20:31:05


Genghis 
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Seriously. Was this a bad attempt by Loli to mimic me?
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/30/2015 20:40:38


Lolicon love
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No this was a revelation I came up with along with some friends.
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/30/2015 20:42:58


Genghis 
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You are retarded.
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/30/2015 20:43:46


Lolicon love
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The correct term is special.
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/30/2015 20:45:35


Gen. NumbNuts
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No the correct term to use is, Mentally Challenged. But retarded works well too.

Source? I know people who worked in mental institutes.

Edited 9/30/2015 20:45:57
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/30/2015 20:48:41


Genghis 
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No, an autistic child who sees the world through synesthesia is special.

A child who finds it hard to think critically in a consistent manner is mentally challenged.

You are retarded.
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/30/2015 20:52:32


Eklipse
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Well as long as nobody goes full retard I think we're still okay.
History: The truth of assassination.: 9/30/2015 21:40:51


Major General Smedley Butler
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The Nazi Antartic base was destroyed by nuclear missiles after years of Anglo-American attempts to defeat them. Get rekt.
History: The truth of assassination.: 10/1/2015 13:29:29


Konakona
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but the mountain tunnels...that's interesting ..
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