So I was busy doing different things today, and wasn't too active on Warlight for awhile. Then I got back and decided, "Hmm, I wonder what's going on in the off-topic forum." I was not prepared for what awaited me.
A troll named Homosexual had created several threads in a mission to offend every single person in existence, causing absolute havoc in his/her/whatever's wake. Platinum lost his sanity desperately attempting to convince people to stop responding to Homosexual's threads. Then Tyrion Lannister arrived and the two of them conducted an experiment to see if they could murder each other across the internet. Ion was angered that someone was encroaching on his position as the most offensive Warlight player, but also ended up in fierce combat with Tyrion. Poor Cata Cauda lost all faith in humanity due to the ensuing chaos.
Tl,dr: Everything seems to have went to total,absolute,crap in a very short span of time.
I swear Fizzer can't leave Warlight unattended for a day without some troll bringing down the apocalypse on the forums. This is why we can't have nice things.