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Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 17:35:27


[MD] Ion Antonescu
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Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 17:56:29


shyb
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why do you have a naked boy as your profile pic? i sense you are feeling ashamed about an illicit act (maybe with a russian boy?) and trying to overcompensate by gay bashing. don't be scared to come out of the closet, you will be happier and healthier.

just remember, it gets better.
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 19:10:33


SirSalty
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someone is SALTY
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 20:11:14


Gen. NumbNuts
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Too salty? Just add more pepper.
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 20:11:55


MysteryManBall
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Then it's ready to eat
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 20:13:43


Gen. NumbNuts
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Yup! But in all honesty too much salt ruins the dish. Pepper is but a sad sad blanket to cover the mistake.
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 20:24:17


SirSalty
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A touch of pepper a pinch of salt then we have the perfect dish
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 20:32:37


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So you do like pepper! AHaha! Sir salty isn't salty enough!
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 20:34:05


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Exposed!!11!!! Salty likes Pepper!1!!!!!!11!
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 20:46:44


SirSalty
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I want my lawyer !

Edited 8/23/2015 20:46:54
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 20:55:14


Gen. NumbNuts
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According to the laws and regulations of North Korea, you will receive lawyer appointed to your by the state. This lawyer will work in tandem with the prosecutor to convict you and sentence you to your fate. You do not get to say no. You do not get to decline. You will be judged guilty no matter your plee. You will be sentenced to a lifetime in a concentration camp. No they dont serve cookies there.

You will receive a court notice in the near future.
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 21:01:48


Жұқтыру
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Actually, North Korea is pro-gay.
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 21:02:58


SirSalty
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I will flee to Paris the city of love where me and ion can get to know each other better
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 21:09:55


Gen. NumbNuts
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Pro-gay would be overstepping it Juq. Homosexuality is not illegal but the government does not recognize gays.

Sir Salty will be judged for liking pepper when he is clearly a pro-salt individual.

Sir Salty, you cannot escape the summons.
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 21:19:16


SirSalty
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Nein !!!!!!
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 21:57:31


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Pro-gay would be overstepping it Juq. Homosexuality is not illegal but the government does not recognize gays.


I'm pretty sure it's fully specifically legalised in the law code, just with a footnote to not have sexuality parades.
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 22:09:43


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Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 22:20:25


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Due to tradition in Korean culture, it is not customary for individuals of any sexual orientation to engage in public displays of affection. As a country that has embraced science and rationalism, the DPRK recognizes that many individuals are born with homosexuality as a genetic trait and treats them with due respect. Homosexuals in the DPRK have never been subject to repression, as in many capitalist regimes around the world. However, North Koreans also place a lot of emphasis on social harmony and morals. Therefore, the DPRK rejects many characteristics of the popular gay culture in the West, which many perceive to embrace consumerism, classism and promiscuity.
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/23/2015 22:36:43


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A statement made my the Korean Friendship Association. Not made by the North Korean Government. Furthermore Im amused you dug through all of that to find something you want to read and ignore this

Same-sex sexual activity legal? Legal
Gender identity/expression Unknown
Military service 10-year celibacy required[1]
Discrimination protections None
Family rights
Recognition of
relationships No recognition of same-sex relationships
Adoption –


Which starts the whole page.

Edited 8/23/2015 22:38:36
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/24/2015 04:31:49


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The Korean Friendship Organisation is supported by the North Korean government. It's not digging when you're on the computer - it's right there without scrolling. Also, that checklist does not say loads - just that gays aren't treated specially and grey area on same sex relationships.
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/24/2015 12:52:07


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Hazel Smith, a North Korea watcher at the Wilson Institute, said that homosexuality as it is conceived of in the West simply does not exist conceptually in the North.

“The way people think isn’t in that way,” she said. “Being gay is simply not recognized.” But surprisingly, gay relationships do exist and are common – close same-sex relationships between young unmarried people in their 20s are normal.


www.nknews.org/2013/11/being-gay-in-the-dprk

Supposedly this is a NK news site. Best thing I found to support my point that Gays aren't recognized. If this doesn't cut it for you then Im done.

Edited 8/24/2015 12:57:45
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/24/2015 13:05:58


Thomas 633
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**************************BREAKING NEWS*********************************
EMINEM IS GAY
FUNNY ANIMALS
MORE FUNNY ANIMALS
MORE JAMES BOND MOVIES
XKCD BUILDING ENGULFED IN FIRE CAUSED BY THE LACK OF A COMIC DUE TO FIRE IN THE SERVERS CAUSED BY... oh shit.
****DEVELOPING NEWS****
NORTH KOREA DOESN'T EXIST AS THE XKCD BUILDING DIVIDED BY ZERO
*************************MORE BREAKING NEWS**********************************
*200 pages of important news, and ass*
SIR SALTY AND ION ARE GAY
SIR SALTY AND ION WERE IN THE XKCD BUILDING WHEN IT DIVIDED BY ZERO AND WILL NOT GO TO SPACE TODAY (also they are dead)
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/24/2015 13:09:41


Tyrion Lannister
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And I'm straight as an arrow. (not a broken or bent arrow, but a straight arrow).
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/24/2015 13:59:06


Eklipse
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Someone should make a reality show about Warlight's off-topic forum.
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/24/2015 14:48:07


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Great idea! We'll drown the Kardashians in our fame!
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/24/2015 15:09:42

HomeLess
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Supreme leader don't let Salty and Tyrion exclude your holy radiance, get in on that action and make it a three some!
Tyrion Lanister and SirSalty - perfect gay couple: 8/24/2015 15:17:45


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https://youtu.be/QIbfe9sM6oY

(Nsfw-ish)

DICLAIMER-No dictators were harmed in the making of this film.
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