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New Choice Thread: 7/22/2015 21:26:59


#The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby...
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No,A is better.
New Choice Thread: 7/22/2015 22:46:18


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I decided to talk to the priest about this adventure. Though he opposed it at first, he agreed eventually that it would be a good idea, but that he was not going to come along.

Going back, I cleaned up my great-grandfather's armour suit. I'm disappointed to find that there is no proper helmet; merely a morion. I striked it with my spear, and it disintegrated quite easily; I'm dubious about this morion. I fixed some iron bars to it; hopefully, that will help, but it took me forever to reintegrate the morion, so I shouldn't test it. Now I've got the perfect morion.

A: Decide to strike the morion again, to test it (better safe than sorry).
B: Inspect the old battle-axe.
C: Show off your morion to the village.
New Choice Thread: 7/22/2015 22:47:31


Major General Smedley Butler
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A
New Choice Thread: 7/22/2015 22:47:44


#The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby...
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B.
New Choice Thread: 7/22/2015 22:48:13


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(Gotcha)
New Choice Thread: 7/22/2015 22:50:27


#The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby...
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(DAMN!)
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 00:02:10


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In a fit of dumbness, I strike the morion again. It holds. That could have turned out worse, and I decide to let the enemies do the striking on the morion from now on.

I looked at the old battle-axe, which had more rust than expected. I took it along anyway. I'm now deciding on a knightly name for the horse.

A: Valiente
B: Amor
C: Oportunidad
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 00:30:46


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B
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 04:39:48


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Naming the steed "Amor"; I think it is a pretty decent name.

And why stop there, at Amor? We can say Amor of Castilla; that would be even better! Now we will be a true knight and horse.

But a knight without a lady is a leaf without a tree. Who shall be worthy of my protection? And I say worthy, but I will act so humble, as I am a chivalrous knight; I am nice and kind.

A: Ask the priest who are some princesses around.
B: Reminisce back to your childhood love.
C: Mind not the lack of a lady.
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 04:41:29


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C
(What I am doing is dangerous. Best not complicate things and get people hurt)

Edited 7/23/2015 04:41:46
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 04:54:22


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I minded not the lack of a lady. I put my armour and gear on, and decide I'll play it by ear as for finding a lady. I imagine a count saying "I surrender to your greatness and worthiness - I am no match for you; I capitulate." - just this thought excites you for the adventure! You decide to sally forth! Nothing will be a challenge!

End of Chapter 1 (Good job, you actually made it through a Chapter this time - though Ox really ruined it for you on the first one.)
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 05:04:22


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Chapter 2

Armour on, battle-axe in my hand, I set off to right wrongs. But then a thought strikes me - I am a mere novice knight. I have no shield, but I will earn one. And other knights will call me a knight as well. And so I will be dubbed a knight, and have my escudo on my shield, just like a proper knight. I will practise, so that I can defeat knights experienced as if they lived for hundreds of years. Nay; I will not let other knights dub me a knight, I will dub myself a knight; yes, I am a knight starting now.

Who will write about my adventures and chivalry? From morning to night he will have to toil for many years, as my chronicles will be many and detailed. Dawn's coming up, but whatever. I and Amor don't mind. I took a road built from ancient times - this would lead to a village not too far away from mine, where I knew some folk. Oh, the day will be so nice, when my adventures are carved in marble and statues are made of me. I pity the scribe, but it's for a good cause. You imagine a princess saying "Help me, oh great sir!" I can't really tell whether it's real or not, but I don't think so.

A: Go try to find the princess.
B: Keep on going on the path, ready for action.
C: Shout "Is anyone there?"
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 05:23:18


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B
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 06:07:06


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I went on my path - it was just an imagination figment. I travelled the whole day thinking about how folk will remember me; immortalise me, but then I worried. The whole day finished, and nothing out of the ordinary happened. No highwaymen attacked; no fellow knights did I pass.

I'm hungry and thirsty, and I need to pee; I see an inn not too far away. I imagined this inn as the first castle I came upon, complete with four turrets, as well as a drawbridge and moat, and other things assorted with castles. I was waiting for them to blow the trumpet to announce a knight has arrived, but they were slow about it, so I went in, seeing folk take a stroll in the castle's walls. After peeing, I took Amor to the stables.

A: Take a look around.
B: Enter the inn.
C: Kill the other horses in the stable.
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 06:09:58


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B
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 16:45:28


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You enter the inn, but someone behind you says "I hate knights." And you die quickly, being stabbed at the neck.

THE END (poor decision making)

New story will be up soon.
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 16:55:47


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(wha wha wha)
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 19:15:45


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We live on Earth, we destroy earth. We harvest whatever energy we can for the fat we have - too fat to run, so we drive. Too fat to wait, so we gobble and consume. So solar panels are a neat idea.

The solutions suggested for the unhappiness of the humans were not working either - humans can't do anything. They mostly involved pieces of papers and circular metals, but these papers and metals only made humans less happy.

A: Try to push these thoughts out.
B: Think about a solar panel.
C: Let these thoughts fester.
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 20:37:56


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B
New Choice Thread: 7/23/2015 20:42:15


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(Xy you need to stop letting the hero die. Even then, just start over and let people choose differently)
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