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Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/21/2015 22:10:41


Gen. NumbNuts
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Dear Diary,

Today I woke up to my dog licking my face. I keep telling the door guards that Wing needs to stay out of my room until I wake up. Somebody is going to a concentration camp...
While at a cabinet meeting today, one of my generals, Yong Jong-Rig gave me a beautiful flower. I don't have the heart to tell him in allergic to flowers. However, his sincerity and admiration forced me to accept the flower. I wish some people were more respectful to me like Wing and Jong-Rig.
At dinner, I was served 12 baked patatos and 5 bowls of soup plus some bread and cake. I had the cook immediately sent to a concentration camp for attempting to starve me.

Love,
Supreme Leader <3

Entry#1

Edited 7/21/2015 22:13:26
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/21/2015 22:18:09


OxTheAutist 
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You're a very high quality troll. :)

Much better than that European Capitalists Kills McDonalds, Tyrion Lannister, Godfrey Elfwick.
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/21/2015 22:24:25

MrHymen
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I don't really see them as a troll other than playing the "Supreme leader" role which might annoy.

Been pretty funny so far.
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/21/2015 22:45:49


Eklipse
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At this point I'd say Gen. NumbNuts is far too amusing to be insulted with the title of troll.
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/21/2015 23:31:34


OxTheAutist 
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Yeah, he's not really a troll, but he is making useless - albeit comical - posts that are cluttering up the place.
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/21/2015 23:51:58


Thomas 633
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This man is way better than any of our other trolls.
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/22/2015 00:08:06


#The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby...
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Well,since when am I a troll?
However...It gets annoying if trolls get overwhelmed by foreigners like this fat &
childish supreme leader of North Korea....I will therefore go to concentrationcamp anytime soon for this insult of the supreme leader,but first I have to enjoy live for another 94 years.(I am 17,btw).
Whatsoever,
this super secret *cough,cough*diary made my day ;)
I'd like to admit-before I get executed-you should stay like you are,supreme leader,we all love you ♥!
xoxo
Yours sincerely,the Communist Duke aka the European Capitalist
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/22/2015 02:04:00


Gen. NumbNuts
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My dear supporters, you all cannot possibly fathom the joy I've received upon hearing all of your kind words. It warms my heart knowing my goal of bringing laughter and amusement into this cruel and merciless world is being achieved. I seek not to annoy the living shit out of you all but to sooth the tiresome days you endure.

Your Faithful companion,
Kimmy Un
<3
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/22/2015 15:05:54


Gen. NumbNuts
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Dear Diary,

I had a weird dream last night. I was finally able to acquire a nuke and had launched it at the USA. But the warhead flew over Japan than crashed into the ocean. Then, Godzilla came out of the Pacific holding an American flag. I knew I was doomed.

I saw somebody wearing jeans today. I didn't take kindly to that because I love jeans. The turd didn't even consider to invite me on his jean walk? He disappeared mysteriously...

Before going to bed, Yong Jong-Rid gave me another flower. I know he is a loyal follower of the Supreme but I not sure what his deal with these flowers is.

Wing woke me up at 3am. He was licking my feet. *Sigh* another door guard off to the camps.

Love,
Supreme Leader <3
Entry#2

Edited 7/22/2015 15:06:27
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/22/2015 16:50:51


#The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby...
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hope you´ll have enough door guards for Wing ;)
And I believe,that jong-Rid is gay....somehow...
You should hang him-maybe if you´ve a place right above the fireside in your living
room for his head.
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/23/2015 12:53:37

[WOLF]Andrew
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For the door guards too.
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/23/2015 19:54:17


Gen. NumbNuts
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Dear Diary,

Today I got a phone call from mister popular, Barack Obama. This guy kept telling me over and over how I should be a more linent leader, and North Korea should become a true democracy, yaddy yaddy yadda...I think its funny how big ears thinks he knows what's best for my nation when he can't even build a better image for his own nation.

Wing crapped on my imported Persian rug. I don't know what that dog ate but the rug is definitely ruined.

I saw Yong Jong-Rig walking in the park today. He was talking to another general, Kim Jong Chol. For whatever reason Jong-Rig gave Jong Chol a flower. I don't know what's up but Im supposed to be the one who gets the flowers...

Love,
Supreme Leader<3
Entry#3
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/24/2015 12:18:13


#The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby...
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I've known it!-Jong plans a coup d'etat!-Or he is gay!-No matter what,you have to get rid of him before he does anything bad towards you.
And I believe,that another door guard
should be send to concentration camp for ruining your rug by letting Wing in.
And just ignore Obama,he tells BS.
I am your biggest fan!-Could I get an autograph?-PLEASE!
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/24/2015 15:25:50


Gen. NumbNuts
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Dear Diary,

I had a delicious baked potato today. It was perfect. Oven cooked with sea salt, glazed with the creamiest butter. Topped with freshly copped chives. I haven't had such a succulent thing since yesterday.

Today wing Jumped out of a window. He fell 3 stories but miraculously landed like a cat. Part of me wishes that dog had died for ruining my favorite rug...

I confronted Jong-Rig about his walk with Jong Chol. Jong-Rig looked a bit flushed about the matter but I demanded an answer. I asked why Jong Chol got a flower that day instead of me. Apparently Jong-Rig respects more than one person...On any account i should be the only one who gets flowers here. I sent Jong Chol to a concentration camp.

On that note I'd like to advertise an open position in my military.

Love,
Supreme Leader <3
Entry #4
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/25/2015 13:56:29


buddyboyb1
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I'm always willing to join in a good battle
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/26/2015 02:16:21


Professor Ienzo Corazza◇
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I'm no commander, but I AM a historian... I can do tactics, but not so much command.
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/26/2015 15:08:36


Gen. NumbNuts
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Dear Diary,

Today I was supposed go spectate the glorious launch of our newest nuke. I don't know what I hope to gain watching these tests. Not gonna lie though, this new nuke did fly higher than the last one.

I got a bouquet of flowers today. Jong-Rig's name was on a card. Im glad my little pep talk with him worked out splendidly.

Seems I've found a new general to fill Jong Chol's spot. This new guy isn't from North Korea which makes this whole situation strange for me. Last time I let outsiders in, they tried to kill me with my own tank. Anyway my newest general is Buddyboyd. Kind of a strange name if you ask me.

Love,
Supreme Leader <3
Entry#5
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/26/2015 17:02:49


buddyboyb1
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Yes, I was accepted as general for the Supreme Leader!
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/26/2015 17:08:34

[WOLF]Andrew
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Congrats
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/27/2015 19:24:15


OttomanEmpire
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Hilarious and original.

No sarcasm.
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/28/2015 16:39:56


Gen. NumbNuts
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Dear Diary,

Today was the saddest day for me ever since my father, Kim Jung Il, passed away. Wing, my favorite dog,passed away. He chocked on a turkey leg that fell from my dining table. All of North Korea weeped for the passing of by beloved companion. Every citizen wept actual tears. Ill need a new pet but Wing has become the mascot of our propaganda program.

I was playing my favorite game, Call of Duty Black Ops1. I was doing really good until I entered a game with the most challenging opponent I've every encountered. His name was, USux_234. He kept killing me with the flying axes. At the end of the game he said, 'I banged your mom hahaha'. With shock and confusion i inquired, 'Daddy?'

Jong-Rig approached me with an interesting request today. Apparently he knows a family who was imprisoned in compound #3 four generations ago. The newest member of said family is a 3 year old boy dubbed Xhan. Jong-Rig has humbly requested the release of the boy and if an adoption can be arranged. Im not too sure about this. Although the boy should be released because he is fourth generation, Jong-Rig concerns me... Regardless I've told him ill obtain the opinion of my neatest general, BuddyBoyb.

Love,
Supreme Leader <3
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Edited 7/28/2015 16:40:24
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/29/2015 00:43:50

[WOLF]Andrew
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Wow, that is very sad. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/30/2015 00:09:53


♤Prince Riku Lyonheart♤
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If I may, leader. I say that you should allow the adoption. Jong-Rig's quirks are an amaxing adition to your masterful advisor group. It would be a shame to see that wonder fie out. This Xhan would become a grand heir to Rig's position when the time is right.
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/30/2015 16:28:12


Gen. NumbNuts
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Dear Diary,

I got a pet baby panda bear today. It took some took some work but I was able to wiggle one out from the Chinese conservation officials. I've named from new pet, Chaou. He is so cuddily!

My car was having engine problems today. It idles to the point were it almost dies. My escort guard was as helpful as a rock. I fixed the damn thing myself. North Korean cars are pretty bad.

I heard a voice in the winds suggesting I let Jong-Rig adopt Xhan. I suppose I have nothing to lose. But Jong-Rig is still a weird fellow. SO true to my total control policies I've bugged and tapped Jong-Rig house. Simply because I can.

Love,
Supreme Leader <3
Entry#7

Edited 7/30/2015 16:28:32
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 7/31/2015 22:35:28


Von Jewburg
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Include me, supreme leader, as a musician to serenade your panda. Perhaps tinker the 1812 overture to include nuclear missiles?
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 8/2/2015 00:38:53


Gen. NumbNuts
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Dear diary,

I love my new panda, Choo. Although he mostly eats all of my bamboo in my garden, his cuddilness makes up for it. He makes cute panda sounds :3

Today I caught a thief trying to steal a potato from my palace pantry! Of all things, this peasant trys to steal a potato. He didn't even try for the cake on the other side of the room. When he was caught he dropped to all fours And begged for mercy. But I had to be a stern leader, a father to my people. The thief was sent to a death camp.

Jong-Rig brought Xhan to work today. The little grimlen was eyeballing me the whole time. I was incredibly uncomfortable at my own staff meeting. However I was moved when the child gave me a flower after the briefing. Under his beady eyes was a smile from ear to ear.

South Korea sent a letter addressed to me today. At first I was giddy! But the letter only read, "Pigs get slaughtered!". I quickly ran to protect the pigs at the palace pens.

Now! The most exciting part! I saw a woman of incredible beauty in a flower patch down the road from my home. If she were a flower, Id sneeze all day for her! Even though im the Supreme Leader of North Korea, im not sure which one of us would be more nervous...

Love,
Supreme Leader <3
Entry#8
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 8/4/2015 03:36:15


♤Prince Riku Lyonheart♤
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Awww... The mushy leader!
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 8/5/2015 14:30:03


Gen. NumbNuts
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Dear Diary,

Choo is a pop machine. His cuddliness does not make up for the mine fields in my own home.

The palace is now often filled with the laughter and delight of a child. Although I highly despise annoyances during working hours, Xhan has turned out to be quite the amuser. My generals and political workers have all been less tense in recent days so I've decided that itd be good for the boy to come to work with his father every day.

Somebody Wes caught trying to defect to China. Why would they do that? North Korea is #1 and besides China will just send them back here. Are these people asking to be imprisoned? Sometimes I think there is something wrong with my people. Anywho, I decided to let the defect choose between imprisonment or be feed to dogs(I sarcastically offered that option). He chose the dogs :/

I saw that women again today! My heart skipped a beat at the sight of her! Oh if only i could work up the courage to talk to her! She was picking some flowers and putting them in a large basket. I guess she is a florist but I couldn't tell for sure without looking up her documents...at any rate in not making any progress just thinging about her. Soon ill take action! But not now...in eating...

Love
Supreme Leader <3
Entry #9
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 8/6/2015 23:33:26


Von Jewburg
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Please, allow my country's envoys, from your trusty ally Putin, to make an appearance
Supreme Leader's personal diary -TOP SECRET <3-: 8/8/2015 23:43:30


♤Prince Riku Lyonheart♤
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Not if my liasons are not allowed to enter! We have lovely sushi and manga!
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