Dear Diary,

Today was the saddest day for me ever since my father, Kim Jung Il, passed away. Wing, my favorite dog,passed away. He chocked on a turkey leg that fell from my dining table. All of North Korea weeped for the passing of by beloved companion. Every citizen wept actual tears. Ill need a new pet but Wing has become the mascot of our propaganda program.

I was playing my favorite game, Call of Duty Black Ops1. I was doing really good until I entered a game with the most challenging opponent I've every encountered. His name was, USux_234. He kept killing me with the flying axes. At the end of the game he said, 'I banged your mom hahaha'. With shock and confusion i inquired, 'Daddy?'

Jong-Rig approached me with an interesting request today. Apparently he knows a family who was imprisoned in compound #3 four generations ago. The newest member of said family is a 3 year old boy dubbed Xhan. Jong-Rig has humbly requested the release of the boy and if an adoption can be arranged. Im not too sure about this. Although the boy should be released because he is fourth generation, Jong-Rig concerns me... Regardless I've told him ill obtain the opinion of my neatest general, BuddyBoyb.

Love,
Supreme Leader <3
Entry #6

Edited 7/28/2015 16:40:24

Wow, that is very sad. I'm so sorry for your loss.

If I may, leader. I say that you should allow the adoption. Jong-Rig's quirks are an amaxing adition to your masterful advisor group. It would be a shame to see that wonder fie out. This Xhan would become a grand heir to Rig's position when the time is right.

Dear Diary,

I got a pet baby panda bear today. It took some took some work but I was able to wiggle one out from the Chinese conservation officials. I've named from new pet, Chaou. He is so cuddily!

My car was having engine problems today. It idles to the point were it almost dies. My escort guard was as helpful as a rock. I fixed the damn thing myself. North Korean cars are pretty bad.

I heard a voice in the winds suggesting I let Jong-Rig adopt Xhan. I suppose I have nothing to lose. But Jong-Rig is still a weird fellow. SO true to my total control policies I've bugged and tapped Jong-Rig house. Simply because I can.

Love,
Supreme Leader <3
Entry#7

Edited 7/30/2015 16:28:32

Include me, supreme leader, as a musician to serenade your panda. Perhaps tinker the 1812 overture to include nuclear missiles?

Dear diary,

I love my new panda, Choo. Although he mostly eats all of my bamboo in my garden, his cuddilness makes up for it. He makes cute panda sounds :3

Today I caught a thief trying to steal a potato from my palace pantry! Of all things, this peasant trys to steal a potato. He didn't even try for the cake on the other side of the room. When he was caught he dropped to all fours And begged for mercy. But I had to be a stern leader, a father to my people. The thief was sent to a death camp.

Jong-Rig brought Xhan to work today. The little grimlen was eyeballing me the whole time. I was incredibly uncomfortable at my own staff meeting. However I was moved when the child gave me a flower after the briefing. Under his beady eyes was a smile from ear to ear.

South Korea sent a letter addressed to me today. At first I was giddy! But the letter only read, "Pigs get slaughtered!". I quickly ran to protect the pigs at the palace pens.

Now! The most exciting part! I saw a woman of incredible beauty in a flower patch down the road from my home. If she were a flower, Id sneeze all day for her! Even though im the Supreme Leader of North Korea, im not sure which one of us would be more nervous...

Love,
Supreme Leader <3
Entry#8

Awww... The mushy leader!

Dear Diary,

Choo is a pop machine. His cuddliness does not make up for the mine fields in my own home.

The palace is now often filled with the laughter and delight of a child. Although I highly despise annoyances during working hours, Xhan has turned out to be quite the amuser. My generals and political workers have all been less tense in recent days so I've decided that itd be good for the boy to come to work with his father every day.

Somebody Wes caught trying to defect to China. Why would they do that? North Korea is #1 and besides China will just send them back here. Are these people asking to be imprisoned? Sometimes I think there is something wrong with my people. Anywho, I decided to let the defect choose between imprisonment or be feed to dogs(I sarcastically offered that option). He chose the dogs :/

I saw that women again today! My heart skipped a beat at the sight of her! Oh if only i could work up the courage to talk to her! She was picking some flowers and putting them in a large basket. I guess she is a florist but I couldn't tell for sure without looking up her documents...at any rate in not making any progress just thinging about her. Soon ill take action! But not now...in eating...

Love
Supreme Leader <3
Entry #9

Please, allow my country's envoys, from your trusty ally Putin, to make an appearance

Not if my liasons are not allowed to enter! We have lovely sushi and manga!

Dear diary,

Im sorry I haven't written to you for awhile now. I've been busy doing dictator things. Imprisoning people, torturing people, spying on people, shooting missiles towards South Korea, sending South Korean leader insulting messages etc etc...again my beloved secret holder, Im sorry.

I had Choo receive a hair cut today because the filthy beast needed it. The Groomer mistook my signal and sluaghtured my pet....the groomer is now looking forward to a lifetime imprisonment for him and his family for 4 whole generations. :D

I saw the pretty lady again! I could feel my cheeks grow a deep and intense red. She was working the flower fields again. The place looks like a dump but the flowers are, admittedly, very nice to look at. I think I will have some funds 'find' their way to restoring the plot and the immediate surrounding area.

Love,
Supreme Leader <3
Entry #10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PblG_PtUGQI

https://youtu.be/A6TdlZiEF6U

Oh my Lenin! Why the in the name of the Great Lenin are you posting these pathetic pages from your sissy diary!? Lenin! You are such a sucky sissy.

Anyway, how are you son. You look fat. Did you gain weight?

Mom says she misses you and is proud of you and all you've done for the Fatherland.

What are you doing!? People are supposed to think you are dead!

Ah well, you know it gets lonely on our farm in Western China. And you never write us. You should feel bad because your mom gets frustrated at me when you never write. We just want to know how your days are but we have to track your IP to figure anything out. Then you go posting this diary nonsense.

God dad you are so embarrassing!

Well hey, maybe if you wrote every so often I wouldn't be on this strange westerner website embarrassing you.

Just shut up dad! I cant believe you! These are all my friends here!

This is a one of your friends? You know how to pick friends I guess. :/