Vatican Empire Part II: The New Crusade (read des)

Created by ZDR_Dylan (all)
State: Public
AI: Prod 2.0 with randomness
Went public on 9/19/2022
Number of attempts: 229
Number of wins: 124
Number of likes: 13
Record holder: Neon Skull in 24 turns on 9/20/2022

Description

October 2022, After going to war with everybody for no reason just because he was bored. The Pope declares the "special military operation" a success after winning a decisive battle at Trieste by committing arson and leveling the city. The Vatican has expanded its territory to include the lands of Northern Italy, South-Eastern France, Slovenia, Croatia and Bosnia for devoted catholics all around the world to settle in. A catholic's wet dream.

The pope isn't satisfied yet though. He creates a coalition comprised out of Catholics, Australians, mental asylum escapees and absolute psychos to go on a crusade to remaster the First Crusade of the 11th century & because apparently he forgot his favorite pair of sneakers on a visit to Jerusalem and wants it retrieved now. So off they go