The Beast of Caerbannog: Kill the Rabbit

Created by (deleted) (all)
State: Public
AI: Prod 2.0 with randomness
Went public on 8/7/2021
Number of attempts: 351
Number of wins: 252
Number of likes: 41
Record holder: GamesPlayer in 13 turns on 8/8/2021

Description

 Failing to heed the advice of Tim the Enchanter, resulted in three dead. Consulting The Book Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21, "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.