im going fishing cause my mom is scared of some terrorist blowing up any majorly populated area during july 4th (ex. amusement park)

I'm 1/4th Canadian by blood. That's enough of an excuse to not celebrate the 4th of July


Vive Canada *waves flag*

I'm going to a cookout with family. I am also avoiding cities this year. Better safe than sorry.

Eating good ol Texas barbecue and waiting for government officia- I mean terrorists to blow up something.

Hosting a family get together....yeah, fuq you all. *drops mic* *goes to the corner to cry*

I'll be doing what all true English patriots do on the 4th July.

Plotting the recapture of America.

Edited 7/3/2015 22:30:38

If that's the case, I'll be plotting the capture of England :)

I'll just be shooting off fireworks in my backyard as I do every year.

Apart from trolling Americans on Reddit by posting this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY I'll be mainly playing football manager, the world's most addicting game.

Edited 7/3/2015 22:58:30

I'll kill some babies and redskins.