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ISIS in Texas!: 5/6/2015 11:18:00

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Will they survive?
ISIS in Texas!: 5/6/2015 13:57:31


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ISIS in Texas!: 5/6/2015 22:44:54

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ISIS in Texas!: 5/6/2015 23:42:23


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Whoooooeeeee let's get to killin' ,cap peeling, and good ol carpet bombing!
ISIS in Texas!: 5/6/2015 23:45:31


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On a serious note: http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/05/us/garland-texas-prophet-mohammed-contest-shooting/

ISIS claimed responsibility for a recent shooting attempt, but with no evidence to prove it was them. Just like how pooncrew sticks it nose in the forums to try and stay relevant
ISIS in Texas!: 5/6/2015 23:56:19


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yes there is. the shooters were proven to be in contact with an isis recruiter.
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 05:56:35

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yes there is. the shooters were proven to be in contact with an Isis recruiter.


If I was in contact with an Army recruiter, shot up a bunch of anti-war protesters and the Army claimed responsibility. Would you say that my contact with a "Recruiter" would be evidence to say it was 100% them?
Being in touch with a recruiter doesn't constitute evidence. Isis could be saying it was them because it causes terror because, you know, they're TERRORISTS. They don't tend to be truthful.

However, it probably was Isis or an affiliated cell.
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 11:00:30


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theres a pretty big difference between those scenarios.

first, the army doesn't generally murder anti-war protesters. ISIS does generally kill people.

secondly, f***, they were talking to people who recruit people to kill others. then they went and tried to kill people.
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 12:56:50


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I'm going to make an IS map of the US, and rename all the territories.
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 12:59:21


Tyrion Lannister
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fuck you you fucking racist shithead homophobic anti-american satanist communist shithead mofo asshole douchebag gay cock sucking stipper AIDS-infected liberal
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 13:04:30


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racist ✘

shithead ✘

homophobic ✘

anti-american ✘

satanist ✘

communist ✘

shithead ✘

asshole ✘

douchebag ✘

gay ✘

cock sucking ✘

stipper ✘

AIDS-infected ✘

liberal ✘
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 13:08:13

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colonel, i dont know if you are correct in how you separated those words, just as an example:

cock sucking ✘

stipper ✘

why is cock sucking togetehr? andif you choose to put them together, why nor cock sucking stripper?
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 13:10:25


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Because "sucking" could be true depending on how we interpret it, but it seems pretty obvious that the person I was quoting was referring to the oral stimulation of male genital organs.

Edited 5/7/2015 13:10:37
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 13:46:42


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but then, why isnt the bitch part of it?
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 14:03:29


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Didnt they also want to invade Russia during the winter? ISIS are full of ideas huh?
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 14:06:03

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invade Russia during the winter?



!?

ISIS are full of idiots ahah do they know what happened to Napoleon's and Hitler's army in Russia during the winter?

Edited 5/7/2015 14:06:19
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 14:33:19


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Angry Panda:

ISIS is full of people who believe the Mahdi is coming to rule the world, and that if they blow themselves up, they will get 70 virgin girls and many pedophilically described virgin boys to serve them in the afterlife.

Of course there idiots.
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 14:35:33

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But think a second, why they remained virgins ... lol
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 14:47:23


Tyrion Lannister
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xD

omg... they must really feel ripped off by allah.
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 16:17:06


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What?
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 16:18:38


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ISIS is full of people who believe the Mahdi is coming to rule the world, and that if they blow themselves up, they will get 70 virgin girls and many pedophilically described virgin boys to serve them in the afterlife.


I strongly suspect that you are right for once, Tyrion. ISIL maniacs believe stupid stuff like that.
The only thing I am not sure about is the Mahdi thing. You're mixing up ISIL with Hezbollah, which is kinda the same thing but even more maniacal.
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 16:44:54

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^ Do they believe too that the earth is like a pizza and that the sun rotates around it?
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 22:55:05


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OMG I SHOT LIKE TEN ISIS GUYS AND THERE IS A SHOOT THE ISLAMIC TERRORIST CARNIVAL! I got a bazooka for popping three dudes in a gunfight on a highway :P
ISIS in Texas!: 5/7/2015 23:01:28


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If I was still in office ISIS would've been gone by now. Let's roll
ISIS in Texas!: 5/8/2015 00:33:32

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Wait guys maybe ISIS commits so much genocide to ensure there's enough virgins for all of them after they die. They're not evil, they're just making retirement plans. It's like the terrorist religious extremist version of a 401(k).
ISIS in Texas!: 5/8/2015 05:02:50


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^See this kids? This is what we call a "pivotal comment ".

The forum will respond in one of three ways or give a mixture (more likely).

1. Simply disregard it.
2. Fiercely argue it and go off-topic.
3. Agree with it and go iff-topic.

Today, class, we're taking the "high road" and disregarding it to avoid an off-topic discussion!

:)
ISIS in Texas!: 5/8/2015 08:34:25


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I will edit genghis' comment:


^See this kids? This is what we call a "pivotal comment ".

The forum will respond in one of three ways or give a mixture (more likely).

1. Simply disregard it and g off-topic.
2. Fiercely argue it and go off-topic.
3. Agree with it and go off-topic.

Today, class, we're taking the "high road" and disregarding it to avoid an off-topic discussion!

:)
ISIS in Texas!: 5/8/2015 10:06:34


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ISIS in Texas!: 5/8/2015 10:17:51


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"hero cabbie"
ISIS in Texas!: 5/8/2015 20:35:21


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"Uzi and bullets lobbed into a car"

So.... Instead of using the gun and the bullets to kill a guy, the suspect just decided to throw the bullets and the gun into his car window?

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