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We Forget About The Samis: 3/13/2015 20:26:59


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Hi guys, in this age of stress,global warming and American rednecks supporting the Peshmerga Kurds.

We forget about the Kurds of the nord; The Samy People.

Comparrisons:

*They're both ethnic minorities spread over 4 countries.

Differences:

*samis like reindeer
*Samis are not Kurds.

- Conclusion -

We should arm the samis so that they can fight a race war in first Norway, then they can use the oil gained from Norway to set fire to the Taiga, and then conquer all of Russia.

By that time Finland has already mobilised it's army only consisting of "Winter-war" veterans, and they're prepared, hiding in trees with their white camo, just waiting for the war cries of the samis.

Of course the WW veterans are old and shit, and will die of cancer or be mutilated by wolves, long before they get to shoot any samis. So the samis will conquer the world.

---------------------------------Double Conclusion--------------------------------------------

Two samis and 1 norwegian enter a McDonalds.

Sami 1 asks Sami 2 where their reindeer went.

2 minutes later.

Norwegian guy comes out with a hamburger?

(Illimunati?)
We Forget About The Samis: 3/13/2015 20:31:03


Жұқтыру
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God damn it.
We Forget About The Samis: 3/13/2015 20:39:46

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Go take your pills please.
We Forget About The Samis: 3/13/2015 21:03:11


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So, we should just begin arming every minority in the world so they can rise up against the masses? I think not.

Edited 3/13/2015 21:03:26
We Forget About The Samis: 3/13/2015 21:37:29


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@Nanaimo

Pfft. Left-wing non-gun loving racist.
We Forget About The Samis: 3/13/2015 21:50:18


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The Samis do deserve more respect, but war with Norway, Finland, and Russia is not the way to go about it.
We Forget About The Samis: 3/13/2015 21:52:32


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Here's a good clan for ya God : https://www.warlight.net/Clans/?ID=86
We Forget About The Samis: 3/13/2015 22:25:17


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What is that supossed to mean death?

I am being DEAD serious, AHAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ XDDD

Edited 3/13/2015 22:25:34
We Forget About The Samis: 3/13/2015 22:30:12


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Told you. Max Trolls is the best clan for you.
We Forget About The Samis: 3/14/2015 00:28:17


Thomas 633
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actually a really weird clan is
We Forget About The Samis: 3/14/2015 13:13:04


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Rednecks will eventually support anything that sounds good "Basque terrorists HELL YEAH" "one guy wants a divided Germany....... FUCK CHARLEMAGNE AND FUCK PRUSSIA DIVISION HERE WE COME"
We Forget About The Samis: 3/14/2015 13:39:19

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"Basque terrorists HELL YEAH"


Anything wrong with Basques?!!


FUCK CHARLEMAGNE


Yeah Charlemagne was fucked so hard during the Battle of Roncevaux's pass, poor Roland.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Roncevaux_Pass




Edited 3/14/2015 13:50:34
We Forget About The Samis: 3/17/2015 21:37:21


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Angry Panda hiding his hate towards French and Germans in a post.

Angry Panda is clearly a basquist.

I will no translate to basque.

"FK FK FK CASTILLE, PASTA SPAGHETTI; FK FRANCE, WE BEAT FRANCA JAJAJJAJA!"

" 'JAJJAA' Asian-black-white CLEARLY-A SUPREME GLORIOUS FK-SPANISH NOOB ARAB DOGS!"
We Forget About The Samis: 3/18/2015 20:04:36

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God I am a basquist because I am Basque.... Ignorant...
We Forget About The Samis: 3/18/2015 20:33:42


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You do know, you belong to the only race/ethnicity that God left for Satan to create?

Edited 3/18/2015 20:34:19
We Forget About The Samis: 3/19/2015 08:18:09

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Yep I know that and even Satan finally left us, as according to an old Basque story: "the Devil tried to learn Basque for seven years and gave up, learning no more of the language than yes/no (bai/ez)."
We Forget About The Samis: 3/19/2015 09:12:54


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brilliant.
We Forget About The Samis: 3/19/2015 21:04:43


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You guys should enlist at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A1pmi.

- Remember to bring your gun if you're american.
We Forget About The Samis: 3/19/2015 21:37:57


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And bring Kebab if you're Turkish
We Forget About The Samis: 3/19/2015 21:46:17

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And bring Baguettes if you are French
We Forget About The Samis: 3/19/2015 21:46:59


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(Aren't baguettes from Basquetteland?)
We Forget About The Samis: 3/19/2015 22:09:57

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ah nah




I'm ready!!!!
We Forget About The Samis: 3/19/2015 23:49:59


Жұқтыру
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Why do you have the old flag of Serbia on it?
We Forget About The Samis: 3/21/2015 21:57:01


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It's clearly Netherlands ._.
We Forget About The Samis: 3/21/2015 22:08:19

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nah that's the French flag just see it vertically
We Forget About The Samis: 3/23/2015 18:44:52


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Wow the French want to blow up the Netherlands!
We Forget About The Samis: 3/23/2015 19:02:27

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Why not *evil plan* just launch an atomic bomb into the North Sea, and then a Tsunami will wipe this country directly and forever. Mwahahaha

We Forget About The Samis: 3/23/2015 19:22:25


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Or we can choose to let America exist, and the same result will happen in 10 years, and with the extra Co2 USA produces, we might wipe out the dutch, who live in Netherlands.

And after that, maybe, we should create some sort of secret police in SA, and execute all Dutch people.
We Forget About The Samis: 3/24/2015 11:04:30


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God save us!!!!
We Forget About The Samis: 3/28/2015 13:02:51


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Pray for Samis now.
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