Hello I am EIGBM, ALSO KNOWN BY VARIOUS OTHER ALIASES but that's neither here nor there. I enjoy reading literature and writing, humor, watching movies, and playing first person shooters, chess, and warlight/zone. I try to be the most sardonic guy in the room always, so if you encounter me youll probably despise me.

Same. Except that fps is replaced by terragenesis (the game where you terraform planets, its an indie game, who else has played it)

I like cows

No one asked, no one cares

that's what she said

I like eating cows.

Cows are literally the best. Both on and off the dinner plate.