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New Clan: [Maximus Trollitus] or: The Troll Wars: 8/11/2013 13:34:53


The Great Pulsius 
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All hail the brave new clan, [Maximus Trollitus]!

I am the Great Pulsius, proud leader of the [Maximus Trollitus] clan, commander of the Motocross Legions, and a Warlight Forum Legend. My clan is the first one ever dedicated solely to the Warlight forums, having no ambition whatsoever in the game itself.

As our name suggests, our ambition is to troll the Warlight forums to maximum extent, rendering them unusable within 2 weeks. This means trolling every single intelligent thread with some retarded content, until the majority of Warlight users realise that carrying out intelligent conversation should be done in the very place dedicated to it, i.e. the private chat.

The mighty [Maximus Trollitus] clan does indeed have an official members list, observable in my profile, and also portrayed in this clan thread (see below). Please understand that some of our members do not want to attach the clan tag in their names. This is because of their legitimate fear of hate and harrassment due to their important yet politically incorrect mission.

Leader:

Pulsius/YAATtus/Falconus/Winterus (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=7521772301 & http://warlight.net/Profile?p=206435103)

Members:

told you i could change your namebus/DrunkenNoobus (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=147547828)
Maximus Trollmus Farmdus (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=4422173601)
Announcerus (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=8721475125)
Pulsius2 (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=2215169070)
Illuminatus/DOOMus (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=1121439907)
Hellbenderus (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=6113538438)
Motocrossus (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=9117309465)

The Warlight forums will unavoidably be turned into a battlefield between normal users and trolls, and collateral damage cannot be avoided. In fact, collateral damage is being expected and applauded. Therefore I, the Great Pulsius, declare war between the forum trolls and the "normals"!

That will be all.
[Maximus Trollitus]
New Clan: [Maximus Trollitus] or: The Troll Wars: 8/11/2013 15:07:36

111
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Don't worry everyone, it will only last 2 weeks until kindergarten starts.
New Clan: [Maximus Trollitus] or: The Troll Wars: 8/11/2013 15:21:42


Motocross5800 
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I AM NOT A MEMBER OF THIS STUPID CLAN! TAKE ME OUT OF THIS!
New Clan: [Maximus Trollitus] or: The Troll Wars: 8/11/2013 15:37:44


Ⓖ. Ⓐrun 
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I know you are 14 moto, but you are acting like you are 5. You give teens a bad name :P Don't get so worked up - nobody cares. It's a joke, either roll with it or quit the forum.
New Clan: [Maximus Trollitus] or: The Troll Wars: 8/11/2013 17:23:58


The Great Pulsius 
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I am happy to announce that our campaign has started very well! Just look at all these useless posts made by our member Motocrossus:

http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread?ThreadID=6636&Offset=20
http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread?ThreadID=6639
http://warlight.net/Forum/Thread?ThreadID=6642

He even started a new thread on a completely ridiculous topic, and all this within a few minutes! But it is not just the amount of posts he made. His very talent to make himself seem completely retarded when posting has truly earned him the respect of our glorious clan! He will hence be promoted to our elite division {Pulsius Maximus}, reserved for those outstanding individuals who indeed excel in "Maximal Pulseying", a phrase that stands for itself and need not further explanation.

Regarding 111's inquiry, the start of the kindergarten season does indeed impair our operational capabilities. As both our {Pulsius Maximus} Motocrossus and Hellbenderus will have to divert their limited attention to playing with toy cars and sand castles, we did indeed decide to attain our goal within the next two weeks. Do keep in mind, however, that even thereafter most of our mighty alliance is still intact.

That will be all.
[Maximus Trollitus]
New Clan: [Maximus Trollitus] or: The Troll Wars: 8/11/2013 17:56:35


{rp} Julius Caesar 
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Lol now hes tucking with your mind moto
New Clan: [Maximus Trollitus] or: The Troll Wars: 8/11/2013 20:23:39


Mudderducker 
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Moto's only 11 he can't handle,
New Clan: [Maximus Trollitus] or: The Troll Wars: 8/11/2013 23:41:02


Motocross5800 
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lol, i can handle :p
New Clan: [Maximus Trollitus] or: The Troll Wars: 8/12/2013 00:39:14

Jehovah 
Level 58
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funny thing is, this guy isnt me. ;P

no joke lol
New Clan: [Maximus Trollitus] or: The Troll Wars: 8/12/2013 00:41:10

Jehovah 
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but its definiltely not a bad idea for a clan.
it'd be utterly embarassing for any clan to lose against us. :D
New Clan: [Maximus Trollitus] or: The Troll Wars: 8/12/2013 12:59:26


The Great Pulsius 
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I greet you, mighty JSA, the best and most humble player this site has ever seen!

My clan, the [Trollitus Maximus] would like to apply to the upcoming clan league. Our application is not a conventional one, however, as we have no ambition to win. We simply ask you to invite our mighty clan to the chat rooms of Group A, B and C.

As can be read from the above mission statement, our clan must be granted access to those tournaments. Only this way can we change Warlight for the better.

That will be all.
[Maximus Trollitus]
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