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WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 00:23:47


myhandisonfire 
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WARNING!! There is a new tricking scheme done by female con artists pretending to be hitchhikers. If you take them in, they soon start to act seductively on the seats. While one is clearly making a move in your direction, trying to trick you into sex the other steals your moneybag.
They stole from me Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday!! Today I realized it, but couldnt find them anymore!!!
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 01:30:04

Nyan
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... Did you learn the first time?
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 02:52:11


NecessaryEagle 
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Was the sex worth it?
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 04:27:07


Aranka 
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Can we move this to the off-topic forum ??

It's clearly a myhand attempt to garnet attention to himself, since no is going to believe one would fall 3x for the same scheme by the same girls.
Probably he wants us to believe he just had awesome sex for 3x.

Looking at the situation more closely though would make the situation more resembling myhand going to a local hookers place and hooking up with a local hooker.
In poland and other places people standing alongside the roadside and waving at you are actually NOT hitchhikers. They're just participants in one of the oldest professions in the world. A service for which you actually do need to pay them - something myhand with limited thinking capablities didn't understand or was oblivious too.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 07:00:29


Ironheart
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Aranka obviously myhand is too handsome and a ladies man to pay for hookers they were obviously enchanted by him and given the chance they stole his money, i believe they just kept coming back for a piece of myhand.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 09:39:01


x 
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Aranka, don't be so cynical. He was merely informing us of these incidents for the sake of our own safety, purely out of the goodness of his heart.

But what really concerns me is that Myhand carries a purse. That's not very manly, get a wallet dude.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 10:16:28

Mr. Multiaccount
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money bag= bag carrying money= purse OR wallet.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 10:29:03


x 
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Maybe in multiaccount world a wallet is a bag, but not in the world I grew up in, buddy. Not in the world I grew up in.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 11:06:24


{rp} GeneralGror
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I wouldn't consider a purse to be a bag either. I imagine, from myhand's description, a small hemp bag with a draw-string full of gold pieces (or bronze knuts, depending on his financial situation).
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 11:40:52


x 
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I'm thinking of like a granny's coin purse with a florid design and a brass clip on the opening. Though it could be a burlap sack with $ printed on the side of it, in which case I retract anything bad I ever said about him.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 11:48:12

Mr. Multiaccount
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bag= container
container = object for holding and transporting things
wallet = object for holding and transporting things
therefore...
bag= wallet.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 11:56:57

Qi 
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bag = sac
sac = testicals

therefore myhand is running around in an african country where headhunters use human testicles as a form of currency.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 12:01:28

Qi 
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...or he is like Uncle Scrooge (with bags full of coins) or the guy from the game Monopoly (whose name is Moneybag, isnt it?) ane he has large bags used at banks to carry his money around.

if this is the case, i apologize for anything i ever said/did that bothered you myhand. any chance i can get a loan at low interest?
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 12:06:51

Mr. Multiaccount
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(sac=testicals)=urban dictionary
(sac=bag)= Oxford english dictionary
urban dictionary=inaccurate, wrong enlish/ teenage jargon, only been used for last few years
Oxford english dictionary= correct proper english, used for hundreds of years
therefore
bag=sac
sac=container
container=object for carrying things
wallet= object for carrying things
therefore
container=wallet
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 12:11:30

Qi 
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(i mistake wl for a proper, intellectual website full of ideas and i'm a conscientious pusillanimous type who spends too much time writing on internet chat forums, so i feel it necessary to have manners and say) my apologies for the triple post.

^^ parody/joke (in case you are wondering...people who apologize for talking on a website where talk is rather meaningless make me wonder)
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 12:16:57

Qi 
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Mr Multiaccount = multiaccount
multiaccount = person with something to hide
person who secretly molests children = person with something to hide
Mr Multiaccount = person who molests children after putting money in sacs, bags, containers and moneybags
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 12:21:51


x 
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Samuel Johnson hated the noise of babies, so do I.

A leather wallet might be a sac, they probably use that part of the cow too.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 12:30:37


x 
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Hmm I think I misremembered that story, he kicked her out of the carriage because she talked to her baby in baby-talk.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 12:30:56

Qi 
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wait, the oxford dictionary calls a scrotal sac "scrotal container"? that is interesting. "doctor, my container is blue. i think i have a problem."
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 12:33:53

যুদ্ধ 
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This should seriously be in the off-topic forum.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 20:22:12


{rp} Julius Caesar 
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You picked up the same hitchhikers three days in a row? What were you doing following them?
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 20:31:13


Aranka 
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Not 3 days in a row

He always had a day break in between

Just don't disagree with myhand hellbender, it's dangerous to let deranged people face with reality
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/15/2013 21:51:10


{rp} Julius Caesar 
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Lol
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/17/2013 23:34:23


TRUMP 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW18CzVzts4


was ridin' along side the highway
rollin' up the country side.
thinkin' I'm the devil's heatwave
what you burn in your crazy mind?
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/21/2013 14:04:22


The Great Pulsius 
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I kind of feel bad for myhand. Life must be pretty tough if no woman agrees to have sex with you even if you pay them. SO STOP BEING MEAN TO MYHAND!!!
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/22/2013 01:53:58


{rp} hay 
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I must say, this is one of the funniest threads I've ever read on the forum. Why isn't it notable? ;)

This scam sounds quite serious, though. Maybe I'll look for those ladies myself and find the truth of the matter.
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/22/2013 07:02:57


Aranka 
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Hey is desperate for any kind of action......

It wasn't even specified whether or not they were even worth the trouble (good looking?)
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/22/2013 07:51:56


The Great Pulsius 
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I have to agree with you on that point. If myhand heroically wants to save us from these prostitutes, then he at least has to tell us some relevant information, like where it happened and what did they look like. Otherwise we have to beware of every woman :(
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/22/2013 16:35:52


{rp} hay 
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Well, I'm guessing they're worth the trouble, Aranka, or myhand wouldn't have picked them up three times. But maybe it's best not to assume that kind of thing...
WARNING TRICKING SCHEME: 7/22/2013 17:03:45


[WM] Anonymous 
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This is the first time I agree with Aranka.
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