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Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 13:11:52


Sir Dolphin VI 
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So, I thought up this incredible concept for a movie. It's called "DolpHurricane". So, essentially, a hurricane washed up a bunch of dolphins who decide to start attacking people on land (because of...uh...rabies). I need some writers to help me come up with some insanely cheesy dialogue, and some actors (don't worry about being a bad actor; the worse you are, the better). Anyone interested?
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 14:58:49


Askingforit138
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I could help write
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 16:18:49


Mudderducker 
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Yes if I get paid :)
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 17:38:49


Ironheart
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Yes if i get paid.
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 17:50:55


Sir Dolphin VI 
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No! THE DOLPHIN shall not pay anyone! You should be grateful to work in a movie with THE DOLPHIN! Greedy pigs...
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 18:26:33


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I'd like to play a dolphin.
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 19:17:27


Sir Dolphin VI 
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@ Mr. Pink: That's cool, but we don't any money for animation, so instead of doing pure voice acting for the dolphins, you'll need to run around in this* suit and terrorize people.

*http://www.buycostumes.com/p/20106/dolphin-mascot-costume-special-order

You really need to nail that part, because if you do, the audience will be terrified (that costume is pretty scary).
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 19:32:58


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I didn't think I would need a costume. Maybe just some gray body paint.
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 19:53:29


Sir Dolphin VI 
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Hey, nice idea. That way, we'll be able to cut spending by 41%.
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 22:18:53


x 
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How long is the shoot scheduled to take, if I need to put on a fresh coat every morning, maybe a full-body dolphin tattoo would be cheaper?
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 22:55:18


Sir Dolphin VI 
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Mr Pink, I like the idea, but nudity would definitely bump the movie's rating up to R, and since everyone knows PG-13 movies make the most money, I'm not willing to do that. I'm going to try to do all the scenes with you in 3-4 days, which means we won't need to use too much paint.
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 23:17:46


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You'll compromise your artistic vision for the sake of an MPAA rating? DolpHurricane used to mean something to you, man.
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 23:32:17


Sir Dolphin VI 
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Nonsense! Mr. Pink, who cares about "artistic vision"? Movie making is an expensive business! You need to have money to make a living! Money! That's all that matters! Money! MONEY! MONEY!
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/14/2013 23:35:24


Sir Dolphin VI 
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...Oh, Mr Pink, what have I done? I've forgotten what I've set out to make...and this movie has become a disaster as a result. Forgive me for my foolish love of money. Starting now, I pledge to permanently fix DolpHurricane, and turn it into the beautiful movie it was meant to be!
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/15/2013 00:08:21


x 
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So I can be naked in it then?
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/15/2013 00:10:00


Sir Dolphin VI 
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Oh yes you can. This is gonna be a lot of fun.
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/15/2013 05:53:18


Clifford The Big Red Dog 
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I have a script for you, it is in the form of a movie, you just need to change a couple words around, in the movie sharknado, just change every shark to dolphin! I will pay you to make this movie great dolphin
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/15/2013 14:48:03


Sir Dolphin VI 
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Wow, Clifford, that'll save me so much time. Thank you, I accept your offer.
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/15/2013 16:50:23


Clifford The Big Red Dog 
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YAY, and instead of filming we can just photo shop dolphins in instead of sharks, we can also throw in some random scenes of Mr. Pink running around naked to make him happy
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/20/2013 20:27:39


Askingforit138
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I'll help write for free, should be fun
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/21/2013 09:44:32


Genghis 
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I'll create us photoshopped dolphins
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/30/2013 11:31:36


Hidden Hand 
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I can make you an intro for the video and an HD trailer..
You can see my work here http://www.8inc.org
or search 8inc.org on youtube and you will see all my video's.

I can do this for free, limited time offer
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/30/2013 13:28:21


x 
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Well that's all fine and good, but how am I going to make t-shirts of all these memes I have just lying around? It's so costly and time-consuming to make my own meme t-shirts. If only there was some company that could provide this service for me.
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/30/2013 19:35:12


Hidden Hand 
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lmao wasnt there someone posting a link to a meme t-shirt company last week?
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/30/2013 20:42:37


x 
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Yeah, kind of weird coincidence actually, because he mentioned your site twice, and at one point he said it was his company. Although that was probably a totally innocent and meaningless slip-up, and you probably definitely aren't him.
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/30/2013 22:07:33


Hidden Hand 
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lmao what was this guys name?
I cant find the post's
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 7/31/2013 00:29:38


Hidden Hand 
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WATCH THE OFFICIAL DOLPHURRICANE HD TRAILER
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
http://ivipid.com/watch/1csu7f/

All credits go to http://www.8inc.com for use of their ivipid account.
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 8/2/2013 21:25:21


Hidden Hand 
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bump
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 8/2/2013 23:45:23


Green 
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I'm eager to see this film - why the sudden silence?
Anyone wanna help me...MAKE A MOVIE?: 8/3/2013 00:02:13


Hidden Hand 
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S#!T got serious ;)
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