#15 hey, hey guys, guys! look at me! guys! guys...?

That's szeweningen

In his forum about chess players when he was trying to impersonate me

skunk #1 is jsa, not you

I was simply pointing it out as someone suggested it was me. My main point is that number 5 is not me either. I never said that at all.

#s 14, 15, 22, 23 all remain unsolved. Of course, Aranka is featured, but not in the way she thinks she is. #15 is almost a verbatim quote, but with a twist. #14 is twisted from poor memory. Actually, #22 is easy. And #23 is just one misinterpretation away.

Also, here's more because this is too much fun to die so quickly:

#24 you guys are just too funny with your female problems
#25 beelz i will respect you all times
#26 Can I have a 12 year old girl?

#26: YAY I FINALLY GOT ONE!!!!! Well-remembered, Gnull. I even forgot that I said that, I had to search for it.

I think 14 might be me if it wasn't for the word productive.

"productive asshole" elicits three threads from the search, but they are all hundreds of posts long so I'm not going through them.

For "productive asshole" you'd need to search profiles if I guessed it right (sze) - but Gui said his were all saved, so he could resolve the ones he didn't...

#26 = Myhand

wtf?

#27: "wtf?"

#28: "Are you on meth?"

24 Aranka

Just searched the forum and found out it was X who asked for the 12 year old girl, not myhand. Sorry myhand.

Oh, Jacob...

24 is, unsurprisingly, correct. One more Aranka left to spot.

#25 = Kooteepee? My second guess would be Aranka.

#27 Myhand