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Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 15:39:07


Joker
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The time has come for me to retire and sail off into the sunset. I have had a long and illustrious career. First I would like to mention some of my great achievements, to assist you all in remembering my Gnuff-esque self-proclaimed greatness. I will be the first and only undefeated Legend to retire. (My hand used sign language to tell me I am a Legend.) I am also the player who has the most forum words per games played, just barely ahead of the late Richard Sharpe (who died while watching a 1v1 ladder game in which dead pjggy made such brilliant moves that Richard got an erection and died frlm heart failure). Etc.

Players I would like to thank:

The whole Relite crew: you guys rock! If your name wasnt so shitty, I woukd have joined you when yku recruited me.

WM: I love you guys, especially Red's pasty breats. If you guys didnt get absolutely destroyed by Relite in a challenge after all your smug boasting and cheap talk, I would have joined you too.

{rp} You guys taught me how to play as few games as possible and say as much meaningless jibber jabber as I can make up. It was inspirotional.

myhandisonfire: You taught me how to Google naked girls late at night, save the pics, and load them as my profile image. Slap me! My hand is on fire!

Motocross: Because maybe only you know what my last sentence means. Even I dont know.

X: You taught me more than words can express.

Aranka: I was a virgin before I met you. You gave me a new life.

Boston: I was considering throwing my money away on multiple memberships and booze, but you talked me out of it. Thanks bud!

Fizzer: Because you know the real me, the person behind the facade, the fragile 13 year-old in front of your computer screen.

Dead piggy: Because your 2v2 games with me made me realize how much even the greatest have to learn, which is almost as inspirational as wuoever inspired me above.

Billy Walsh: Because you harness Sze-esque greatness without taking what you say seriously.

And last but least, you, dear reader: If you have got this far in reading this, you have been used and abused like frankdeslimt's used tissues after he looks at that ugly pale girl with big floppy breats and an ugly face.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 15:46:46


[WM] Gnuffone 
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After this post i have the fell that joker=trollussa, but maybe i'm wrong.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 15:48:41


myhandisonfire 
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where are the awards?

in case you retire to some place where you can upload profile videos instead of pictures. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7msxRmoA5o
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 15:54:52


Joker
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the FrankAndStain Award: All players mentioned get one of Franks used tissues. if you dont wanna this, you can exchange it for a Heyheiheu coffee mug of that pasty white girl with an ugly mug, in which she says "Hey hey hey!" with her clivage showing.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 15:56:12


myhandisonfire 
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I take the mug.
Will you send it to me?
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 15:56:55


professor dead piggy 
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Are you kidding me? At this point I feel like I am the only person still playing this damn game. Please dont think I missed that sly backhander of a compliment. Good luck AFK.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 16:00:08


myhandisonfire 
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I dont expect this to be for real. I would be sorry if it was for real.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 16:01:05


Joker
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Done. WM Buffoon, who es trollussa?
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 16:04:07


Joker
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Mister Master Race, say hello to Master Species.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 16:19:55


Joker
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CORRECTIONS!!

1. Myhand has just informed.me that his sign language of a middle finger did not mean that I am #1, in which case I am not a LIVE Legend.

2. The judges have decided that my posts here and tigger's response warrant me a win in this forum game. My unofficial record is now 5-0. (It might take the system 30 minutes to update, right Qi?) This means it is a tie between Richard and Me.

3. This reminds me: Qi wins the award for most stupidest thread with his profile page nonsense. Good job there! Qi, your IQ is so high you spell IQ ass backwards. ehehehehe

4. If anyone laughs like "eheheh" and not like "hahaha" then you too deserve an award. But if you laugh "hohoho" then you have problems.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 17:31:23

ladder player
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hihihi
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 17:36:20


Motocross5800 
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Why am I in this?
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 17:45:04


x 
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If you were insulting me somehow I didn't parse it, so thanks. I'll take the mug (sorry Frank).
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 18:01:13


x 
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His English is five thousand times better than Trolli so it can't be him. I think it must be Gui, or Phillipe Auguste as he is better known, I mean he mentions Dickie Sharpe. Gui is the only one who ever even noticed Sharpe.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 18:07:23

JSA 
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It'd make sense to me if it was Gui, I can't think of anyone else who I could really see being the Joker.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 18:28:38


Frankdeslimste • apex 
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Gui is playing a 2v2 tournament with Dead Piggy, so I also think it might be Gui.

Also, I wasn't planning on giving my tissues away anyway!
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 21:04:32

NZPhoenix (AHOL) 
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Gui/Troll it has to be. My bet is Gui.

Anyone else would make fun of tigger solely for the fact he is a complete sponge.

Only they would give him that break.

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I never had much respect for troll he never seemed very intelligent or full of class.

But Gui comon man, you're better than this shit. You attack Sharpe when he retired to look after his newborn kid? Have some god damn class kid.

Why am I on this list? I never had any interaction with you. You pissed me off some and i told you to back the fuck off of me. But I never dealt with you.

I pay my own way, and am willing to spend my hard earned dollar as I seem fit. SO I'll gladly take my mug, will it be shipped to me or do I need to pick it up?
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 21:07:00

NZPhoenix (AHOL) 
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I would not look at tigger as any sort of an intellectual indicator.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 22:06:09


Aranka 
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I also never slept with you.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 22:21:27

Seahawks 
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how are you so sure? oh and why did you get banned on chess.com?
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 22:30:24


Aranka 
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I never slept with a guy - Joker seems to be a guy

Banned on chess.com because I used an opening book in live games - didn't know that wasn't allowed.
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 22:52:23


Motocross5800 
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What is an opening book?
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 23:08:57


Aranka 
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A book in which suggestions for opening moves are given with their corresponding strength assumption
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 23:13:04

JSA 
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Aranka, how would they know that you used an opening book?
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 23:21:04

Seahawks 
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anyways, thanks for cheating, my rating improved 200 points once you got booted
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 23:41:13


Aranka 
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I assume they saw my initial moves were all along the theoretical lines.

Since I guess engines use opening databases to make their moves too it would have gotten lots of similarities. While I would never use an engine, once the program presumes I do, they will presume you're a cheater unless proven otherwise. Since that latter step is near impossible (proving otherwise), you'll be banned.

Almost like shooter games such as Enemy Territory (one of the few I enjoyed playing)where I eventually got such good accuracy that half of the games I got booted because they suspected I used an aimbot - which I didn't
Retirement and Awards: 6/24/2013 23:50:20


Aranka 
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Btw Seahawks.....I never cheated against you.

You're allowed to use an opening book or references (no engines though) in online chess multiday games. So me using my opening book against you was completely legit.
Furthermore, I would most likely have won against you even without the use of any opening book. In fact, I played you without any opening book or game (ex grandmaster games) reference.
Retirement and Awards: 6/25/2013 00:12:03


Motocross5800 
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Retirement and Awards: 6/25/2013 00:13:29


Motocross5800 
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Sorry, wrong picture :/ . That is my roblox character.


Aranka,
How do you use an opening book?
Retirement and Awards: 6/25/2013 00:24:02


Ace Windu 
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You read it.
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