1. Laugh at Gnuffone bc he doesnt know how to play ladder 2v2.
2. Win Seasonal Ladder while being #1 in all ladders and #1 in Aranka's heart.
3. Laugh at Gnuffone for trying to beat Timinator by always having the best teammate available.
4. Have sex with a hooker while playing Aranka in a 1v1.
5. Retire.
1) Reach the top ten in the 1v1 Ladder.
2) Get first in the 2v2 Ladder.
3) Reach Group A in the Promotion/Relegation League.
4) Bring Warlighters into the top 5 clans.
5) Become considered a great player.