@myhand: Don't you think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXdKlpBOvs0 is more suited for piggy though ? :)

Q: What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

A: Einstein's cock.

am i right ladies?

So unoriginal....already saw that "joke" coming the moment I read your question.

I was trying to keep to the thread format, but the thread desparately needed to be re-directed so I did what I had to do. No regrets. #yolo

already saw that "joke" coming the moment I read your question.

... joke?

desparate [kills self]

Yes X-apex.

Your cock joke wasn't half as witty as you thought it would be.

Come on....try harder...I know you can do better.

Your cock joke

It's not a cock joke, it's a misogynistic joke. And it's not mine. And it's a deadly serious fact.

0/3 words correct

Q: Smartest thing out of a woman's mouth?
A: Women with great beauty tend to be emotional beings more than philosophically rational beings. It's more about how she makes you feel about yourself than what she says (or does with her mouth).

Q: <3 Twatstika = Fascist?
A: You want a naughty/dirty girl for a spell, that's all. Sex is not a political party.

Q: Sex w/ gf's permission. Is a threesome the only option?
A: Younger girls are less emotionally stable to handle such an arrangement. If she has a desire for an open relationship, it is another story. Threesomes normally lead to emotional baggage. She'll think "I'm inadequate? He needed more than what I can offer." I got an ex emotionally and psychologically ready for a threesome but stopped pursuing it when I realized the lasting damage it could cause her and our relationship. If she brings up the possibility, however, it's open game! You're better off just cheating on her with someone safe or learning to appreciate her more. Pay more attention to the little things she does on a daily basis. Surely there is hidden beauty and unique femininity for you to discover, which would unlock a new dimension of perspective.

I disagree with the threesome thing.
Personally I think it depends on individual personalities whether or not this is bound to lead to emotional distress and the sort.
While it's advisable to only do it when both sides of the party are willing to do it, it doesn't have to be detrimental towards the relationship.

Only advice I would give on the issue is to only do it as a singular thing with another person so it doesn't become a habit. That's when things become risky.

Well... I think I've finally figured out how adults can be so uptight and serious all the time. Based on some of the people I've seen irl and applying this theory to them, I have to wonder how the earth still exists.

BITCHING LIKE A BUNCH OF FEMALE TEENAGERS AND MAKING JOKES THAT 6TH GRADE BOYS TELL IS NOT OKAY. But whatever, you're all lifeless nerds anyways, what use is growing up and getting a pair? c:

Fucktards

Well... I think I've finally figured out how adults can be so uptight and serious all the time. Based on some of the people I've seen irl and applying this theory to them, I have to wonder how the earth still exists.

BITCHING LIKE A BUNCH OF FEMALE TEENAGERS AND MAKING JOKES THAT 6TH GRADE BOYS TELL IS NOT OKAY. But whatever, you're all lifeless nerds anyways, what use is growing up and getting a pair? c:

You finally have your first period ??
Believe me, such emotional responses are expected :)

Joking aside, these guys indeed need their jokes. You can't blame them for being so useless Naomi :(

Naomi, the problema is that you belçieve that growing up means to be formal and uninteresting. Grow up and learn that life goes beyond that

q: yesterday i played a agme with 2 girls, does that count as a threesome?
if not, are there really persons in here who go beyond that?

YAAT

What does "YAAT" mean ??

yet another aranka thread

@Aranka: Bitch.

But yes I can blame them for being useless. Since this is going to turn into either porn or sexism, let's make it sexism. They're supposed to open doors, smile, hug, and all sorts of other CUDDLY things... not post pictures of fictiously sexy women that their friends can jack off to *coughpiggycough* c:


@ps: just go spam all the forums with that, she'll show up sooner or later and make the thread more interesting.

Catfight!

They're supposed to open doors, smile, hug, and all sorts of other CUDDLY things... not post pictures of fictiously sexy women that their friends can jack off to *coughpiggycough* c:

No. Not even wrong.