it was a cold winter evening, my feet were so cold
I was with my gf Xenophonia, and she saw something was wrong
"what's wrong" she asks
"nothing"
"we promised to tell eachother anything, you're asking yourself something aren't you, what is it?"
"how long will my feet stay warm for if I piss in my shoes"
but then I remembered I didn't have a gf and it was a bf
I took off my shoes, pissed in them, and put them back on.
one hour later my feet were freezing, and pisscubes (icecubes but with piss) were forming)
the pain from the cold was ten times worse, it drives me crazy
I shouted "ALLAHU AKBAR!!!" and took out my pocket knife to kill everyone with warm clothes.
they now call me the pisscube monster

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrpn7EEr_EI

i would like to buy this movie script

this is why i wear shorts in the winter

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this thread has strong rainboots vinaigrette vibes

Rainboots more like pissboots

piss cubes forming