pulsey and mulva didn't go yet. do you mean arun?

Edited scores

One day 2 players named Player A and Player B were playing 1vs1 on Medium Earth. Player A said "Isn't it weird how our username's are so similar and coincidentally towards the start of the alphabet and even next to each other?" "Yes, that's very odd. It's almost as if we're made up characters in a story where the author was too lazy to think of 2 original usernames." Both players ignored this and carried on with the game.

Player A had the Americas, Europe and Africa whereas player B only had a few bonuses in Asia. Player A broke Player B's Middle East bonus quite easily and push deep into Asia. It was obvious at this point that Player A was going to win, but Player B didn't surrender.

Eventually, Player A controlled all of the map except for Korea and Player B controlled Korea. However, Player B didn't commit orders and the boot time passed. Player A tried to boot Player B, but the server was glitched so he couldn't boot Player B.

Player A got annoyed and started clicking at random in rage. At that point an advert appeared on Player A's screen. Through Player A's random clicking, he accidently clicked on the ad and his computer got a virus. This virus was so bad it fucked up his laptop and could never use it again.

The next day Player B's dead body was found by the police along with his laptop. Player B couldn't take his turn because he was dead.

Officail monster loony : 7/10
Arun : 7/10
his balls : 6/10
Slammy 9/10

Edited 9/6/2014 21:53:34

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Edited 9/8/2014 04:03:57

my entry (sorry it's late but I've been working hard all weekend on this):

alright so, one day I (main character) wsa playing warlight game, 1v1 game and map was real-life Europe game, date was sometime in the early 2010s, my opponent was losing the game really, but where his name (i mean warlight username) should have been tehere was only black space, not clickable, only clan logo was pentagram .....

I play the game and every turn I am killing more and more armies, I am sweeping the continent, every time the new turn sound plays I make my turn and kill more armies, opponent refuses to surrender even though I have clearly won by this point, I say pleas surrender I am bored, he does'nt reply, time to surrender now, he doe'snt replu, ok youre on my blacklist you annoyin g man, he do'esnt reply, finally I finish fgame and have killed every last army and I have evry territory ......

as soon as game is finish then my lapyop disapperars as tohugh melting away, walls of hosue disappear and I am now in a hellish location, suddenlt I am surrounded by thousands of soldiers of all diffent kinds of European, sucha s Viking, lithunaina soldier, royal marine commando, Nazis, Switzerland soldier who accidentally invaded Liechtenstein, from the crowd appears 1930s Georg orwell and he says to me, I am garge orwell from 1930s, you have murdered all of us in your silly game, and now we will kill oyu,,,,, then he kills me with his rifle .........

but im not deadf ... I hear the sound effect of a new warlight turn (dun-dun) and see the words Deploy: 1 Big Booty Hitler Lover (my old username), then I am deployed and it is the most excruciate pain imaginable, I hear tone for deploying soldier (squish), and it is like the squishing of my bone + internal organs, I hear warlight background usic play and another soldier steps up and murderes me, I don't remember which one, and hten I am redeployed, long story short this happens a lot like a thousand times, gorg orwell reappears, I hope you have learned your lesson he says, the walls and laptop reform around me like melting in reverse ... im kind of scared and remembering pain but idk no if it really happened so im just like cryinh on my laptop lol ..........

moral of the story: don't be imparient on warlight espeaially if you are playng some1 in satan clan .......

his balls this is your final written warning. you fuck up like that again and you're off the fighting mongooses. shape up son. I'm writing this in public to let everyone know, that level of effort is not acceptable. get your head in the game.

OVERWHELMING ALARM
Mulva 11/10
His balls 6/10
Slammy 9/10
Arun 7/10

Due to ream imbalances iw ill put +2 points for every team member of windus gory ahol

GenralGror 0/10 (+2)
Officail monster loony rabing party 7/10 (+2)
Pulsey 0/10 (+2)

Edited 9/8/2014 15:21:29

My story was bad I know. I didn't realise it was one time only. You know how much I love creepy pasta.

that only makes it worse.

What makes it worser?

ok i vote for general gror. it#s voting time now correct?

I vote Pulsey

I vote Gror.

Yes its voting

and Officail Monster Loony Pary gets imunity AGAIN! So vote for gror of pulsey

gror 2
pulsey :1

and 2 Officail monster loony raving party , choose a member from the mongooses ro be om your team

Edited 9/10/2014 16:31:03

Why did monster loony party get immunity? mulva won.

Yes , but his (Mulva) team won so in deafault the whole team get imunity

If you insist I will give mulva 3 imaginary pizzas

Edited 9/10/2014 16:56:02

Our team is not called official monster party. Its called fighting mongooses.