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Live Events: Week #22 (Lolowut's Funeral Party): 2/15/2013 18:49:58


Harbringer of Change
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Lolowut died, so from now on, I will host Wargaminglive Events. To celebrate his death, we will be using templates far better than anything Lolowut had to offer!

1v1: http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?TemplateID=278500 (Duel Clash)
(No luck. Pure strategy. Duel map.)
(But I'll let you in on a little secret. The pirate is better than the ninja.)

2v2: http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?TemplateID=278507 (USA BIG! Y U SO BIG!)
(USA Big. Direct boot 2 minutes. Autodistribution & Wastelands. Oh yeah, baby.)

Times & Dates: YESTERDAY (Haha! You missed it! You sure are dumb!)

Methods of joining:
The easiest way to join this tournament is to post here & say “Anti-Lolowut Penguin is God.” Depending on how sincere the quote is, I'll decide whether or not you're worthy of being in my invite list.

Even if you post here, you might not get in. You'll have to prove you can sing “That's What Makes You Beautiful” perfectly. If I don't like your singing, then YOU WON'T GET IN! OK?!

Disqualifications:
You may be disqualified from ever entering my tournaments again if:

1. Your mustache isn't sexy enough.
2. You look too much like Lolowut.
3. I'm in a bad mood and decide to disqualify you for no reason.

Commentators:
Currently, Anti-Mythonian Kangaroo, Anti-kcscrag Porpoise, and I are the hosts. Well, not anymore. I kicked Anti-kcscrag Porpoise off the team because he shaved his mustache. The commentators are Anti-Szeweningen Reindeer. Anti-Dunga Jaguar, Anti-X Capybara, and Anti-Reza Ostrich. If you're interested in being a commentator, then you'll have to change your named to Anti-(player) (animal), and then prove to me that:

1. You have a decent-sized mustache.
2. Your voice doesn't suck.

Q/As

Q: What happens if we don't get a nice number of people that would make the brackets logical?

A: Then I start threatening the families of the people I don't really like until they leave and we DO have a nice number of people.

Q: Who hosts the stream or tournament if none of the hosts can?

A: NOBODY. It doesn't happen if were not here, baby.

Q: I don't have a great voice and speak English terribly,

A: Then you shouldn't even consider talking to me about commentation.

Q: but I do want to help the analysis, how do I do so?

A: YOU DON'T. No one really wants to hear your opinion.

Q: I signed up, but I'm not getting invited. Why?

A: Because I hate you. Get over it.

Past Winners:

#1 (Sept. 8th): Me (1v1)
#2 (Sept. 15th): Me (1v1)
#3 (Sept. 22nd): Me (1v1)
#4 (Sept. 29th): Me (1v1) Me (2v2)
#5 (Oct. 6th): Me (1v1)
#6 (Oct. 13th): Me (1v1) (Oct. 14th): Me (2v2)
#7 (Oct. 20th): Me (1v1) (Oct 21st): Me (2v2)
#8 (Oct. 27th): Somebody else (1v1) (Oct. 28th) Me (2v2)
#9 (Nov. 3rd): Me (1v1) (Nov 4th) Me (2v2)
#10 (Nov. 10th): Me (1v1) (Nov. 11th): Me (2v2)
#11 (Nov. 16th): Tie between: Me-Me-Me (SLRR)
(Nov. 17th): Me (1v1) (Nov. 18th): Me (2v2)
#12 (Nov. 24th): Me (1v1) (Nov. 25th): Me (2v2)
#13 (Nov. 30th): Me (SLRR) (Dec. 1st): Me (1v1) (Dec. 2nd): Me (2v2)
#14 (Dec. 8th): Me (1v1) (Dec. 9th): Me (3v3)
#15 (Dec. 15th): Me (1v1) (Dec. 16th): Me (2v2)
#16 (Jan. 5th): Me (1v1) (Jan. 6th): Me (2v2)
#17 (Jan. 12th): Me (1v1) (Jan. 13th): Me (2v2)
#18 (Jan. 19th): Me (1v1) (Jan. 20th): Me (2v2)
#19 (Jan. 26th): Me (1v1) (Jan. 27th): Me (2v2)
#20 (Feb. 2nd): Me (1v1) (Feb. 3rd): Me (2v2) (Feb. 8th): TBA (Probably me.)

Legends:

Anti-Lolowut Penguin: 36 wins (1 tie with himself)
Somebody Else: 1 win

DISCLAIMER: This forum post was meant to be satirical. If anyone was offended during the course of this tongue-in-cheek post, please don't worry, none of it was serious.

Now please don't sue me.
Live Events: Week #22 (Lolowut's Funeral Party): 2/15/2013 22:06:09


Anti-x Capybara
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Hey Pingu, did you hear about Lolowut getting beat by Seahawksrule?


Q: I don't have a great voice and speak English terribly,

A: Then you shouldn't even consider talking to me about commentation.


You are, like, more, like, selective than Lolowut, he lets x on and he, like, speaks english, like, terribly. And he has the voice of an 80-year-old.
Live Events: Week #22 (Lolowut's Funeral Party): 2/15/2013 22:12:51


Anti-x Capybara
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CLAIMER: That post was not meant to be satirical. If x and Lolowut were offended by my post, it was entirely intentional. None of it was serious, in much the same way that their lives are absurd and insignificant.

Sue me, my retinue of capybaran lawyers will tear you apart. See you in the Court of Capybaran Justice.
Live Events: Week #22 (Lolowut's Funeral Party): 2/15/2013 22:41:50


Clara Zetkin
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Hey! Looks like you're finally getting better at changing accounts and all that stuff!
About time.
Live Events: Week #22 (Lolowut's Funeral Party): 2/16/2013 00:30:06


(RETIRED) Anti-Szeweningen Reindeer
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@Clara Zetkin: Yes, I have gotten quite good at it.
Live Events: Week #22 (Lolowut's Funeral Party): 2/16/2013 00:30:22


(RETIRED) Anti-Szeweningen Reindeer
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Damn, wrong account.
Live Events: Week #22 (Lolowut's Funeral Party): 2/16/2013 02:06:12


Τάνταλος
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Idiot.
Live Events: Week #22 (Lolowut's Funeral Party): 2/16/2013 13:50:22


x 
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She was talking about me, you narcissist.
Live Events: Week #22 (Lolowut's Funeral Party): 2/16/2013 13:51:53


x 
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Wait ... if the penguin is JRM ... then she probably is talking about JRM.



NOT IRONY


Live Events: Week #22 (Lolowut's Funeral Party): 2/16/2013 23:57:24


The Defiler 
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...Whoever wrote this has too much time on his hands.
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