Rules: (and no this isn’t a part of the instructions example) 1 instruction per post, no double posting, you can add on to the previous instruction if you want

(Actually 1 or 2 instructions per post)
Open box and smell box

(Well more like you can do an and if you want)

Find the nearest drug dealer, get 5 pounds o illegal drugs, go directly to the police, sell out the drug dealer, and take over his empire. Rinse and repeat until you are the kingpin of all drugs. Then, go back to that same police station, and sell them each 16 pounds worth at a 400% discount.

(Oh, I forgot this rule, downvote any post violating the forum threads rules)

(So we can just say u said find the nearest drug dealer, unless you want to change it)

Strip naked on top of a sacred mountain

Then drink holy water.

snort some noodle cup flavour powder and proceed to commit tax fraud like a badass

instructions unclear, dick stuck in noodle cup

That's how Japanese noodle monster was born, breed by the lovemaking of waffle and noodle.

Then place noodles in cup and pour powder on eyes while drinking pure powder

get molested by the Japanese noodle monster

While having your virginity taken by the noodle monster also.