Yes, it's everybody's favourite thread format! With your forum fave, Ozymandias Melancholia (or x to the people still living in 2011).
Here's how it works this time: you post me your game links, alongside the question "What is wrong with me?", and I will psychoanalyse you to the best of my ability, based on the game. Or if you like, I will analyse another player (alter the question accordingly).
For instance: http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3627766
Case #1: B. Walsh ... no, that's too obvious ... Billy W.
This sorry individual is one of the most maladjusted cases I've ever encountered in my two-and-a-half minutes of amateur forum psychology. His inability to give up what is lost demonstrates a crippling fear of death, like a person who cannot bear to let go of the posessions of the deceased. Most likely he also finds it difficult to dispose of excrement, and retains it in labelled jars.
His irrepressible desire to be booted is an adjunct of his masochism. I have decided to withold from him the satisfaction he would derive therefrom. Forcing the unwilling to acquiesce and to participate in this sexually charged act is a part of his sick game. I predict that my patient will become aggravated by the deprivation of pleasure and frustrated by the inability to bend me according to his will. It is possible that he will attack me verbally, and maybe even attempt to boot me, in order to regain control over the situation.