Feel free to ask me or try to ask me about anything. I specialize in the following fields:

- English spellings and grammar
- Me
- Why we all hate Hellbender
And many other categories of small and insignificant knowledge.

Ask away!

Can knowledge be described as small?

Excuse me, I had meant to say "small categories of insignificant knowledge".

My error.

Why do you hate Hellbender?
He doesn't seem so bad from the times I've been around him.

It's alright, I'm slothful too.

Pray tell why do you hate me ?

What do you do on a daily basis?
What is your social security number?
Do you judge squirrels badly?
What the correct word that fills this blank?
Hubert and ____ went to the store to buy candy.
Does the third trombone really hate me, or is that just a rumor?
Why do we all hate hellbender? (Hint: this requires some telepathy.)


Thank you.

Also what is your bank account number and credit/debit card numbers

@ Everybody so far except Ryan:

I was using "we" as in the WarLight forum community, not as in myself. Most people find his childish actions frustrating, but I find them mildly entertaining.

@Ryan and Awesome:

I would love to tell you, but I gave up my social security and financial assets years ago and I have now taken to living in the forest.

@Awesome

- WarLight, uh... yeah
- Depends on the breed of squirrel that we are discussing.
- "his pet lamp" - you said "word" when the actual correct way to fill in the blank is a "phrase".
- All third trombones envy the first trombones(s).

how do you get internet in the forest

Power cords.

they provide power, not internet

I also have a wi-fi connection, I thought that was implicit.

[M.C.]ARC-77,

What are you going to do if someone or something decides to invade and/or destroy your current living space or maybe even the entire forest itself?

Dear Arc,

Why did you make this? More importantly, why do i care?

Sincerally Mylor.

Ditto^

@ Лукаша Івашин:

Maybe I will choose to move into an actual house, but that is a possibility that I do not like to consider. Nobody will find me in the forests of northern Siberia!

@Mylor:

Good question, one that only you can answer with several days of meditation.