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Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/20/2012 18:23:42


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Due to the increasing obnoxiousness of the trolls like Platypus, Capybara, and Red Panda, I have decided to create a thread where people can ask anything they want about those annoying animals...or anything else. I am the world's FOREMOST expert in these categories:


1. Trolling animals
2. Nazis
3. Carrots
4. My profile picture
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/20/2012 18:34:50


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Dear Walrus,

1. Why do you hate me so much? All I did was ask Red Panda how to stop a walrus from eating my carrots.

2. Why does your profile picture have a cat on it?
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/20/2012 18:47:15


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Platypus,

1. Because you openly expressed your disdain for me and my race, saying "I HATE walruses". That is why I have no respect for you.

2. It is not a cat, but a walrus, cleverly disguised as an adorable kitten, who, right now is under your Christmas tree (and Red Panda's tree, Capybara apparantly does not celebrate Christmas) who, on December 25, is going to assasinate you and Red Panda.
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/20/2012 19:03:19


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Dear Walrus,

how stupid do you have to be to misspell your own username?

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Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/20/2012 19:22:34


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Dear x,

A man's intelligence is not measured by how badly he spells his username. Did you know that when Stephen Hawking started playing Warlight, he spelled his username with a "u" instead of an "o"? It's crazy, I know, but it happens to the best of us.
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/20/2012 19:39:36


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Dear Platypus, How do I get rid of a red panda trying to kill a horny capybara that wishes to mait with me?
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/20/2012 20:13:18


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Dear man in search of answers,

Please do not call me Platypus again. I am offended by that statement, and do not wish to be confused as Platypus, a troll and a liar.

As for your problem, I must say, that is quite a difficult conundrum. You don't want to kill the panda immediately, because the capybara won't want to marry a murdurer. I think you should invite the panda to a dinner party with some of your friends. Hire one of those friends as a hit man. Then, when he kills the panda, blame it on him, and the capybara will still want to mate with you.
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/20/2012 20:14:00


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stop making this shit its pissing me off
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/20/2012 21:22:23


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stop making this shit its pissing me off

Says the number 1 troll on Warlight...
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/20/2012 23:29:31

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Dear walrus the has a grudge against a warlight player under the name of platypus, juggernaut of denmark)

There seems to be an immigration of animals who seem to hate players. There is a monkey who hates gui, a cabybara who hates X, and a red panda who hates a capybara who hates X. Why do you think this is happening?

Sincerally Mylor ftw
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/20/2012 23:33:22

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Also, on the forums, there seems to be a series of threads who want to give advice to people. There are lots of them that i cannot name completely, but im sure you know them. Why are there more people who are helpful on warlight than i thought?
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 00:10:36


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Mylor,

1. Well, I blame the increase of angry animals to the recent election in the USA. Monkey, Capybara, and Red Panda were all conservatives who liked Romney. When he lost, they got all mad and started venting their anger on the Warlight forums. We should soon see a turtle who hates Moros and a ostrich who hates Lolowut appear.

2. Because many people like to foist their opinions on others. I, however, am not one of those people; I just want people to know everything there is to know about the animal trolls on Warlight.
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 00:11:31

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interesting. Who knew animals had the right to vote in the US elections?
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 00:22:50


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Mylor,

These trolls don't have the right to vote, they just cheat.
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 00:26:16


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Anti-Platypus Walrus, I did what you said and it completely backfired. I now have a friends funeral to go to, that capybara almost raped me, and the red panda blew up my car. It now appears I must leave town. Do you recommend any places?
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 00:29:04


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Kathmandu
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 01:05:50


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Dear Man in Search of Answers,

What? It didn't work??? You must not have done it right, incompetent fool...well, because you don't have a car anymore, bike to the nearest airport and take a plane to New York. In that big city, it's highly unlikely the red panda will find you. As for funerals, they're really overrated. So don't bother attending that one, it's not worth your time.
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 01:07:11


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I believe I am the one who is supposed to be answering these questions. See what I mean? A complete troll...
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 01:12:21


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Anyway, Man in Search of answers, don't listen to that deluded fool. Go somewhere small, and quaint, like a country town in Vermont. He'll never find you out there.
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 01:31:19


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It turns out my house was also robbed in the whole procces. It appears all they did was destroy an anti-red panda books and other items I have. I think I know who is responsible. Also I went to to the funeral and it was overated. Its just so much work to stick a person six feet under. Anyway it appears I am stuck here for the time being. I don't have any money after dating that Capybara.
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 01:34:23


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Did you follow my advice, or the Walrus's? Where are you?
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 05:08:56


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Dear Walrus
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Am I obliged to be a trolling animal due to my name? I'm going through a bit of an identity crisis here, and any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Your loyal canine
Z-Dog
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 14:05:26


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Dear playtpus why don't i have a animal trolling me?
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 14:06:15


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Sorry i will rephrase that dear anti-playtpus walrus,
why don't i have a animal trolling me?
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 14:55:26


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How is that rephrasing?^^

From that double post, I'd say it's because you do enough trolling yourself.
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 15:02:49


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Dear Z-Dog,

You aren't a trolling animal due to the fact that you don't troll. As for your identity crisis, I recommend visiting your local psychiatrist.

Dear Ironheart,

You don't have an animal trolling you because animals only troll obnoxious people.

Dear General Arun,

It's rephrasing because he said "Platypus" in the first post, rather then "Anti-Platypus Walrus" which I am.
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 20:11:07

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hello
i am the anti anti platypus walrus platypus

does that make sense?

if it doesn't you are an inferior being

and obviously not a platypus
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 20:17:50

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And the EPIC STANDOFF begins!
FEEL MY WRATH
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3605395
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 20:18:16

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let's resolve this like real male swimming creatures
STRATEGIC 1V1
Ask Anti-Platypus Walrus: 12/21/2012 22:54:16


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You challenge me? You must not value your life. COWER before the sheer HORROR of ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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