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Ask Myhand: 12/15/2012 22:39:05


myhandisonfire 
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So many questions ... so few people to answer them.
I came up with an unique idea of sheding some light in your dark paths.

I will answer your questions and offer advice on two topics.
I will help you unravel two great mysteries of men.
Politics and women.

Just don't ask me anything about the game, as I know nothing of value about it.
Ask Myhand: 12/15/2012 23:21:40


J Russell Mikkelsen 
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The guy with the drawing of a naked woman bent over in an impossible position as his avatar, is going to enlighten us on the topic of women. That makes sense.
Ask Myhand: 12/15/2012 23:36:06


professor dead piggy 
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Dear Myhand,

Why doesn't my ex-girlfriend love me anymore? Is she an evil she-devil like all the other women and was only ever pretending she loved me so that she could hurt me? Or is it because she finally saw me for the unlovable monster my mother always told me I was?

Thanks,
Piggy =)
Ask Myhand: 12/15/2012 23:41:23


myhandisonfire 
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@littlemikkel
This is no question, but as it scratches the topic women, i feel compelled to answer.
Women might not like the cliche of being sexualized in picture like that intellectually, but will strangely be attracted to you, if you show your desire for them in mysterious, charming or seductive way. Despite what a woman tells you, she wants to be the centre of your sexual desire. It flatters her, charms her and adresses to her own secret wishes of a passionate life.

A woman able to lie naked and confident like that in an enviroment she chooses is a happy woman and would naturally attract the envy of those that are not as confident with her body as she is.
Ask Myhand: 12/15/2012 23:43:55


myhandisonfire 
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Dear dead piggy

I am sorry it is in english :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GPpnyfKIR0

glad i could help!
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 00:04:46


professor dead piggy 
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Haha Okay how about this one,

I am not very good at getting girls who find me attractive into bed. The transition from talking to kissing and then touching always feels awkward to me. So far it has only happened when the girl made it happen, but unfortunately, gender roles being what they are, that is rare. I dont think I am being "friend zoned", I just miss my chance and they end up a bit confused and hurt. What do myhand?

love your work,
Piggy
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 00:08:29


{RSP} Nike
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-.-'
this is a game site, piggy.
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 00:29:20


myhandisonfire 
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Dear Piggy

When looking at a girl, first of all allow yourself to desire her. Don't let someone tell you it is not respectable, or it is degrading her solely to an object of sexual desire. It is the opposite. Its elevating her to an object of sexual desire. Think of how wonderful it would be to kiss her seductive full lips, or how you would shiver when running your fingers over her waistline, touching her smooth soft skin. Your eyes will be the window in which she will see herself mirrored. When it is true what you say and she hasnt friendzoned you, then she will react on it in two ways. Either she will gather her courage and act accordingly in feeling good with herself and sending the same or similiar signals back, some subtle like cheewing on her glasses, pencil etc, some not so subtle by smiling at you seductively, or she will feel insecure and run fingers through her hair, try to avoid your glance while still making sure you are still looking.

Once you get those signals, you can approach her as you are, either by sharing your thoughts, bold and blunt, which requires a lot of selfconfidence, or by postponing your intention of getting closer and more intimate with her, by inviting her to any kind of activity.

Whatever you do, try to be as you are, try not to sabotage yourself in thinking you are not special or worth someone like hers attention and affection and at some fitting moment just get closer to her. If you have difficulties in doing exactly that, i recommend salsa or similiar dancing activities, where touching her and getting closer to her is permitted by the nature of the activity.
Make her feel good but stay authentic.
The rest will come

Sincerly Myhand
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 02:44:04


professor dead piggy 
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This is good material, thanks myhand.

69! a game site is exactly the right place for this thread. Where are you more likely to find people who need a little help with the ladies? I think you posted in this thread because you have a question for myhand.

Last night a friend tried to kiss me (twice), she was pretty drunk but sober enough to remember what happened. I want to remain friends with her but this morning it was awkward. I feel like I should talk to her, but I don't know how to tell someone I don't find them attractive without hurting their feelings, it has been suggested she really likes me. What do myhand?


Sincerely, Piggy
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 03:13:24


Wally Balls 
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myhand,

i have crushed every other player on this site. you are the last of the "good" players i need to prove myself against before i am crowned the greatest of all time.

when are we going to play?
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 03:14:26


Clifford The Big Red Dog 
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well if you cant beat lowly players such as me, you will never be the best
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 03:43:13


Master Miyagi • apex 
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Dear Myhand,
I like someone, but they don't like me. How do i make her like me?(keep in mind i'm 14 so i can't do everything)
Your faithful ready,
The Magician
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 03:44:42


myhandisonfire 
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Dear Piggy

Intimacy is something sacred. You give trust and you get trust. Even if she is not the one girl you know you would wholeheartedly love, there must be something you love about her, otherwise you take a path that leads you astray from what you really are looking for.
You need to have something at stake, for the greater the risk, the higher or better "more true" the gain. You might not promise her the end of promiscuity, but you should promise her aliveness. So don't kiss someone if it means nothing to you.

If the damage is done already, there is no way to make it undone. There is no easy way.
If you are honest you will hurt her, if you are not she will feel it anyway and you will still hurt her. Value the closeness more the next time.
And follow an important rule a wise men once said:
Only a fool destroys something to find out what it was.

Sincerly your myhand
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 03:55:41


myhandisonfire 
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Dear Billy Walsh

Why do you put so much effort into trying to be number one? There are not enough women on warlight to make it worthwile impressing them with your feats.
Allthough a woman might be attracted to your masculin sides of your character and smarts, she will fall in love with your more feminin sides. How special you make her feel, how you much can make her laugh, how safe she feels with you, how many new doors you open with her, how much she can be her true self with you.

Also, there is nothing you need to prove against me. I never claimed to be the best player on warlight. I am the second best. So you can just ignore me and look for the one who is better.

Sincerly your myhand
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 04:40:41


professor dead piggy 
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Dear Myhand,

I am confused, maybe I should have been more clear; We didn't kiss, not for her lack of trying. There are lots of things about her I love, but she isn't sexy =/.

if she is not the one girl you know you would wholeheartedly love
Do you think there is only one girl I will wholeheartedly love?


Thanks for the timely responses,
Piggy
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 04:44:24


Wally Balls 
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myhand,

i could never hope to compete on warlight bringing out my feminine side. there are some real pros here in that department.
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 07:25:57

Qi 
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Dear myhand,

My penis sometimes shrinks and expands. When I see pretty girls, it twitches. When pretty girls touch me, it expands. What is happening?

Sincerely,

Confused Man
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 07:34:02


Clifford The Big Red Dog 
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lol
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 13:40:56


x 
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Dear myhand,

what is the meaning of your username? is it to do with friction?
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 14:27:53


[WG] Warlightvet 
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dear myhand, what if i just can't keep myhands to myself?
and then i get caught red-handed with my face on fire?
mythanks for your answer,
Vet
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 14:41:06


szeweningen 
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Dear myhandisonfire,

Do you think it is possible to stop loving someone, or would that imply there was none to begin with? If that is not the case is it possible to move forward without falling for someone else?

Best regards
szew
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 14:46:44


[WG] Warlightvet 
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dear myhand,
how do your 3 topics of expertise add up to 2?
thanks for your prompt answer,
Vet
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 17:50:42


BumbleBee :) 
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Dear Myhand,

Under this global economical, political and environmental situations, could you recommend a place(places) on Earth is good to stay in the coming 30 years?

I wish I can find a place which I can provide my family and myself with secured livings without much worries... Water, food, shelters, peaceful and comparatively free from pollutions and hates and worries.

Please recommend.
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 17:58:15


BumbleBee :) 
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Please let me paraphrase, I wish to find a peaceful place to stay with my families where I could be free from the greeds from Capitalism, the threats of the injustice American Government and the threats of the Corrupted Chinese Communist Party.

Pleased to hear yours.
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 18:06:03


AWESOMEGUY 
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Dear Myhand,

I have this girl that I am very good friends with, and essentially she is my girlfriend, however I cannot find the right words to propose to her. If I try it suddenly becomes akward and we just drop the subject...

Is there a way I find the "perfect" time to propose to her? Your advice will be much appreciated.

Your loyal follower,

AWESOMEGUY
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 20:51:21


[WG] Warlightvet 
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bumblebee, you forgot to include internet access... AND WARLIGHT in the requirements for a peaceful home =O
Ask Myhand: 12/16/2012 23:04:28


{rp} Julius Caesar 
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dear myhand, why is it on fire?
Ask Myhand: 12/18/2012 14:06:09


Anti-x Capybara
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Dear Myhandisonfire,

The most frequent question relating to female humans concerns how to get them to mate with you. In my thread, questions relating to female capybaras invariably involve how to avoid mating with them.

Therefore, the question I ask of you is "Why are female humans so frigid?"

I await your prompt response,

Anti-x Capybara.
Ask Myhand: 12/20/2012 09:20:33


BumbleBee :) 
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warflowvet, but I can't eke my living by playing warlight. If I turn into something unrealistic, I should go to bed early. :)

Meanwhile, warlight is not that peaceful.... wars at most of the time :p
Ask Myhand: 12/20/2012 22:17:17


[WG] Warlightvet 
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what are you talking about? once i did an ffa where every single person was at peace and pretending to be at war with the others
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