An audio commmentary does not interest me much. I prefer nonsensical or humorous things. To be so serious when discussing people's moves would make me think I am working, yet there wouldn't be any pay.

Yes, it is obvious from your forum postings that you are an extremely light-hearted individual.

I am satisfied with your response, but I find it odd/revealing that you construct sentences on a letter-by-letter basis, like a monkey on a typewriter, rather than by the meaning of the words.

What gnullbegg suggested:

Dead piggy > [adjective] noun > piggy > Ask piggy
Happy Buddha > [adjective] noun > Buddha > Ask Buddha



Gnullbegg, there is no God in Buddhism, so there cannot be blasphemy.

(Not that they say there isn't one, they're agnostic.)

Dear Gnullbegg,

To indulge in a question and answer session with you is my great pleasure.

A1: By making Happy my name it is now a noun.
A2: I don't feel fear when typing innocuous words unrelated to blasphemy.
A3: I don't know. I'm not Buddhist, I only happily work at a Buddhist school.

You're welcome,

Happy

Dear X,

If you rephrase your response as a question I would be more than happy [haha] to answer it.

Your forum friend,

Happy

Dear Happy,

What is the meaning of life?

Kind regards,

-Wally Balls

What should I buy my brother for christmas?

a warlight membership

Dear Billy Walsh,

The meaning of life is species- and, for certain species, gender-dependent.

Sincerely yours,

Happy

paul=happy????? my mind was just blown

Dear Frank,

The gift matters less than the thoughtfulness of the act of giving.

Sincerely,

A Happier Happy

More accurate answer to your question billy

1.the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

2.the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, especially metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.

3.the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one's life; a short life and a merry one.

4.a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life.

5.the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that.

Dear Ryan,

Paul is indeed a happy person.

Yours,

Happy

Dear me,
How happy could one become if happiness was measured in trollish forum post units (T.fp.U);
were T.fp.U (short for "trollish forum post units") is defined as a function of Inner happiness multiplied number of post :

"Inner happiness = (T.fp.U)*NB.post"?

Crack me up!

wait boston is happy buddha's dupe?

Dear happy,

How much time do you spend on this game each day?

Dear RSP,

Your first question has already been answered in perfectly clear English. But I can provide a Chinglish-friendly response too: Boston不是我.

With respect to your second question: on average I check the forum maybe 4-15 times a day (mainly between classes or before bed to help me get sleepy, sometimes while commuting) and play about 0-4 real-time games (in the office after dinner). I have about 10 multiplayer games going.

Sincerely,

Happy

Dear Happy,

Who is the best strategic 1v1 player on warlight right now?

cheers,
Piggy

Dear Happy,
Why do you change your name so much.
Faithfully,
Ironheart

Dear Happy,

There are quite a few people on Warlight that don't seem to like you very much. Why do you think that is so

thanks
69

Dear Happy

Why did you adress CPU Ryan as Ryan in your response but RSP 69 as RSP?

THanks again
69

Dear Piggy,

The top 4 are more or less equal. If Sze's losing effort against Bowdown counted as a loss like it should have, the top 4 would probably all be rated within 20-30 points.

Your ladder teammate,

Happy