Dear Ironheart,

Some people have many nicknames, others don't. The name my mother gave me has never changed, only my nicknames on an anonymous website.

Equally faithfully,

Happy

Dear RSP,

Some people don't like foolishness on the forums. So they don't like my foolishness. Others were being foolish and disrespectful before I entered the forum and I was equally foolish and disrespectful to them in particular.

I addressed you as RSP because I think the 69 is childish. If you like, I could address you with a more complete name: Nike Pulsey the Yellow Dicklover 69.

Sincerely,

Happy

Dear Happy,

what is the proper way to tell somebody to go f$%k themselves on warlight without getting suspended or otherwise breaking the rules, while still communicating clearly that you think they are a retard and a waste of perfectly good oxygen?

Kind regards,

-Wally Ballys

when i play ffa games i usually send some unkind messages to some players who do dumb moves, as i got suspended soem times (usually in other accounts) i opted for a different solution, now i send them messages saying "smart", or "that wasnt very smart".... im basicly saying the same thing, but i probably wont get suspended for this

that wasn't very smart

Dear Billy Walsh,

Swearing in games usually doesn't lead to anything, so long as it isn't insulting or unjustified. Telling someone off on the forum can lead to problems, depending on what you say. So if you want to verbally assault someone, maybe just create a game, rant, and then delete the game.

Your avid fan,

Happy

Dear Happy,

My skill on strategic 1v1 is appallingly bad. Can you give me some advice and tips?

69.

Dear Happy Buddha.

What can I do to make maps that more people will play?

-Moros

Dear Moros,

Is that a serious question? Your maps are artistically done. I never play them, but I have no idea if others do. The reason I have never played one of your maps: too many territories; bonuses aren't the type of strategy I enjoy.

Sincerely,

Happy

happy what is the secret of life?

Dear Hell Bender,

Different philosophers say different things; what works for you depends on the particularities of your life and your genetic makeup. Personally, I think a fulfilling life is when one has support from family and/or friends and is romantically satisfied, financially secure, and interested in what one does (at work or for leisure).

Sincerely,

Happy

thank you

Dear Happy,

I disagree with you. The meaning of life is obviously 42. A giant computer calculated it in 7,5 million years.

-Moros

Dear Happy

Why does some people keep on writing their super interesting opinions as sentences and not questions?

Sincerely yours, Happy.

Dear Happy

Did I write Sincerely yours, Happy . on purpose, or was it a mistake?

Sincerely Yours, ?Trollussa?

Dear Trollusa,

Yes, you did. But we all knew you were me anyway.

Sincerely,

Happy

@moros

you see that movie on wednesday too?
great movie

silly moros
42 is not the meaning of life
it is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything
the question is unknown

move over im watching cartoons

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