An audio commmentary does not interest me much. I prefer nonsensical or humorous things. To be so serious when discussing people's moves would make me think I am working, yet there wouldn't be any pay.
Yes, it is obvious from your forum postings that you are an extremely light-hearted individual.
I am satisfied with your response, but I find it odd/revealing that you construct sentences on a letter-by-letter basis, like a monkey on a typewriter, rather than by the meaning of the words.
What gnullbegg suggested:
Dead piggy > [adjective] noun > piggy > Ask piggy
Happy Buddha > [adjective] noun > Buddha > Ask Buddha
Gnullbegg, there is no God in Buddhism, so there cannot be blasphemy.