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Warlight creepypasta: 7/21/2014 12:06:32


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Love the ending. I like all your endings. So shocking!

That was number 2 behind the lift story.

A man have recently set up own business, of gardening, he was specialising in mowing and planting, one day his old mower broke down so he took it to a repairs man with only one eye, white hair and a peg leg, the man said no I can't fix it but I do have another very cheap one you can buy, don't mind the picture of satan on the top I was just having fun, the gardener bought it, very cheap, on the way home the man heard the lawn mower say something, something like why waste my time with cutting grass, the gardener ignored it, when they got home the lawn mower kept saying unusual things for a couple of weeks, stuff like mmm I'm gonna get you or brrm brrm i am a killer...
...3 months later the gardener was shot and killed by his own brother in a failed bank robbery...some say it was suicide...

Edited 7/21/2014 12:25:33
Warlight creepypasta: 7/21/2014 12:45:45


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november 31st 2007. this is a true story and soon you will find out how I know about it. but please don't read.

one day a girl was on ebay, looking for an ipod nano, she finds one in her desire colour, pink, its buy it now and really good price only fourty-two euro, she clikc on product page and it says collection only, she look at location it nearby, she buy product and captcha code spells URDEAD ...

later that week she walks up to door location to collect ipod, sign on front door says get ipod here, there cobwebs in window, she knock on door, old white-haired hunchback man answers door, she sees over his shoulder what looks like human bodies in his hallway, im here for ipod she says, he brings it to her, there are no head phones, colour is not pink but blood red, also ipod nano is slightly sticky ...
she gets headphones and listen to music on new ipod, she is listening to carlos Santana, she thinks she hears screaming and sound of stabbing in left ear bud, she rewind track but does not hear it, `just my imagination' she thinks...



that night while walking home throght the park she was stabbed to death by carlo Santana ...

how do I know this terrible tale? I am carols Santana. and now you know this I must kill you too. sorry

Edited 7/22/2014 13:11:15
Warlight creepypasta: 7/21/2014 12:47:23


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Wow always endinf with weird deaths lol

@Longhouse , what was number 2 behind the lift story

Edited 7/21/2014 12:48:29
Warlight creepypasta: 7/21/2014 12:53:33


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he said the username 666 story was his second favourite after the elevator story.
Warlight creepypasta: 7/21/2014 12:53:53


MysteryManBall
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Ok
Warlight creepypasta: 7/22/2014 08:34:02


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Please post picture if u want

Edited 7/22/2014 08:34:13
Warlight creepypasta: 7/22/2014 10:03:00


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I don't understand why there is so little interest in this thread!

It's my favourite for a long time and right up there on my all time list.

Come on guys, I want more creepy pasta.
Warlight creepypasta: 7/22/2014 12:56:10


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one day a boy was up late at nite in his room playing videogames, his favorate game grand theft auto, when we suddly heard a nois from his window .. he went over to the window and saw a dead man on the grass with blood on his shin ... and a killer was standing under the steetlight that said "your next" ! the killer shot himself in the head and turnd to a ghost and flew away ..... the boy went back to play the grand theft auto and was walking on the pavement and saw the killer in the game under the street light, the killr laughed and said now you will die but the boy punched him and killed him ................................................................ or so he thought, a ghost came from his closet in real life and shot him with black acid from his tongue and he died

to this day, that boy is still dead




edit: I want to read more from Mystery Man. His stories are better than mine.

Edited 7/22/2014 13:11:07
Warlight creepypasta: 7/22/2014 16:05:52


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Okay, here's a Warlight creepypasta.

There was this pretty handsome young man, with dark black hair and cobalt blue eyes. He was an Austrian couple's child adopted from Argentina. From a young age, he gravitated towards history, especially the part about World War One and Two. In his room, he had a collection of books about WW2. He would also post his handmade sculptures of tanks and planes on Deviantart. As expected, he also gravitated toward games such as risk. On 2012, he signed up on Warlight.

While playing a Europe Diplo, he ordered armies to invade Poland. After the turn ended, he had captured Poland. However, on the next turn, he didn't commit orders, and was thus booted.

His parents found him an hour later, when he didn't arrive to supper. He had fallen on the floor, panting, with his heart beating fast. They held him, brought him in their car, and drove him to the hospital. The emergency doctor that saw him was an old Polish Ashkenazi. Unfortunately, he couldn't save their son. A few months later, the doctor had a mental breakdown, and was held at a mental hospital, where his condition degraded with each passing day. One of the phrases he kept repeating was: "I killed him! I killed him! Call me a hero!."
Warlight creepypasta: 7/22/2014 18:48:31


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There was is guy whk went on a school trip to somewhere (classified) and when he was sitting with his parthner , he felt dizzy , so he rook a nap , while he woke up , no-one was there , all alone thinking he was in limbo ( not the game ) and walked out of the coach , he went out of the coach and heard a voice in his head and saying in a distorted voice ' if u walk further u will die' anyway he did not listen propley the message

he died 1.1 seconds later
Warlight creepypasta: 7/22/2014 20:03:14


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Creepy as hell mystery man. Amazing what can be done with so few words.

Tequila mockingbird (a short story)

There was a handsome young man, he liked salsa, he did salsa all the time, one day he went to a salsa club to dance and he met a pretty girl black hair and green eyes like a frog, they danced lots of salsa together, things got really steamy, the owner of the club owner with greasy dark hair and a scar across his cheek was watching from the balcony the whole time, eventually the guy told the girl to go get her coat, all the time the club owner was watching, he was also her father.

They went back to the guys house, number 13, weird she thought but no problem, all the time the greasy club owner with scars and gold chains was watching, he saw them kias , they went to his kitchin to make cocktails tequila sunrise, the old greasnall was watching with a knife in his hand and a evil glint in his eye, the boy went to the toilet because he has drink to much that day, whilst his back turned he couldn't see what happened to his drink, all the time the girl with green eyes was watching she could see her father with the scars watching and the boy knew she was watching the father watching and they all liked salsa,

Later when the evil witch doctor crawled from under the bed to kill all three of them no one expected a thing, and do you know what the last words of the witch doctor were, always watch out behind you, especially.
Warlight creepypasta: 7/23/2014 05:48:01


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, , , , , chameleon. It came and went. It came and went.

(that one always sends chills up my spine!)
Warlight creepypasta: 7/23/2014 05:52:39


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dug on 9gag.



legit, lol. ;)
Warlight creepypasta: 7/23/2014 06:39:41


MysteryManBall
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That is the longest creepypasta I've ever read
Warlight creepypasta: 7/23/2014 09:53:26


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I don't beleive that one Fridge. It doesn't belong here.
Warlight creepypasta: 7/23/2014 10:11:11


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1893 ( no date just the year )

there was this old man in his house and he got a phone call , he aas sent to hospital , the doctors did not tell him what they are goning to do to him so he was placed on a surgical bed and all his sensory nerves were cut out from his brain so he could not see , taste , hear , hear and feel 65 minuites later he told the doctors he heard a hushed voice of his dead wife talking to him he also told he could talk back , the doctors were surprised but not convinced to stitch his sensory nerves back , and a day later he heard voices of his , daed mum , dad , grandad , auntie , uncle and niece they were talking to him in a hardly understanable language , he sreamed and shouted ( because he could still move his mucels ) and waved his arms and said ' help me ! I'm innocent why talk to me ? I want to sleep , please let me sleep. ' Later a couple of doctors , left but there were still a lot wathching , so they put sleeping gas on him...
sleeping for 3 days worked out until he could hear voices of dead realtives and they were talking about death , hell and the end of the world , he started to rip his eyes out so he could see , but it did not work , he ate bits of his arm off to kill himself but doctors tied him to a table to avoid self-suicide them he started crying , the doctors manually rehydrate him because of constant crying
Edit: he stared to a doctor even though hewas blind and he said ' I have heard from god and he has aboandoned us '

later that day he died for no reason

moral of the story : don't phone old men and take them to hospital for no reason

Edited 7/23/2014 11:17:33
Warlight creepypasta: 7/23/2014 10:42:06


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okay so there was a woman who worked in a starbucks, every day she serves people hot coffee, some times she spelled their names of customers wrong on coffee cup, she enjoy world music (played in starbucks), one day she get a letter saying jury service...
she attend dury service, the trialk is of a man nominated of murder, the case last many months, finally she stands up and speaks to the judge, your honour we find this man is guilty as hell, murderer looks at her from witness stand and stands up, points at woman, when I get out of jail I am going to find you and kill you for this, I strap you into chair, I cut off your scalp, I destroy all your fingers and toes, we watch my little pony together, I will pull out your eyes and play marbles with them, I French kiss eye sockets, I slice your kneck off with bread knife

she looks into his crazy and evil eyes as balifs restrain, they r luminous yellow (his eye colour), the judge bangs his hammer, I sentence you to 34 tyears in jail for murder..........

34 years later she died of natural causes.//

if you look into the mirror and say he r name three times then you will aslo die, I wont tell you her name to prevent this from happenening.....
Warlight creepypasta: 7/23/2014 10:43:57


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Absolute excellence. The rehydration is a very nice and original touch. It sent chills up my spine.

He died for no reason? I know its a story but he had no nerves, had pulled his eyes out and eaten some of his own arm. I reckon that had something to do with it. Your story though.

Thats a great moral by the way that everyone should abide by.
Warlight creepypasta: 7/23/2014 10:47:13


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She was vibrant; the kind of girl that would choose dare every time. She always smelled like cinnamon.

um cinnamon isn't scary, go away fridge and take your creepyspaghetti (long) with you.

He died for no reason? I know its a story but he had no nerves, had pulled his eyes out and eaten some of his own arm. I reckon that had something to do with it. Your story though.

wow thanks for the medicine lecture dr longhouse, you biology Nazi.

Edited 7/23/2014 10:54:13
Warlight creepypasta: 7/23/2014 10:52:44


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Thanks X. Really enjoying these. Why is no one else writing great story's.
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