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The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 14:40:14

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Game 1: http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3418037

Speed, turns 0-16: 1-2 turns per day
Game over turn 17 (11/17)
Obviously over turn 18, surrender? (11/18)
Still no surrender turn 19? (11/20)
Half his income turn 20 (11/23)
Another player surrenders, 15-0! 2300! Mission accomplished!
No sense in taking another turn, turn 21 (11/26)
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 14:44:43

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Game 2: http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3446057

11/22: It's not good when the opponent has to tell you on turn 9 or so "it's over i guess You were in Anrarcica and South America, now You have only Central america."
11/24: Another player surrenders! 15-0! 2300! Yes!
11/26: Turn 11. The surrender is imminent.
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 14:47:49

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Game 3: http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3388902

11/12: Turn 5 seems to be when the fat lady warmed up to start singing.
11/24: 15-0! 2300! Who da man?!
11/26: Turn 11. Maybe surrender in a day or two?
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 14:53:40

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Game 4? http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3422854

11/15: Opponent asks to end it in real-time.
11/24: 15-0! 2300! I beat women too!
11/26: It's not good when an opponent waits around for you to take your turn and asks "u here? wanna play it rt?" Surrender might happen in a few days?
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 15:43:59

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was confused how you could know so much since the games are under fog of war

then i looked at play speed. pretty telling and pretty pathetic
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 15:44:18

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Oliebol like play, until he secure, that he didnt have any chance :[ And he is enough quick compared with others players. You are so jealous, Gui :[
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 15:49:29

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Me no jealous. Me like make funny, other way to play. ;] Why you no boot me? Me no play game with Gui. Only create game and play forum :] Roaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr! Sorry, wrong account.
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 16:18:48


À la recherche du temps perdu 
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Firstable I didn't understand Gui's attitude to the forum, then he explained himself and I now just love and totally agree with everything he writes.

I don't know if I'm saying this because I'm just his lawyer but stick with it Gui, at least I enjoy all your threads/posts.
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 16:46:03

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Yes, lawyer monkey, me secure so me play forum. Others no secure, no play forum. Billy Walsh eat HHH's flesh. Billy drag HectorHH dead carcass behind chariot and no prepare ritual burial. All forum see Billy slowly knaw HectorHH's bones like dog eat steak. HectorHH like play. But Billy make HectorHH sad :[ HectorHH then quit ladder. Too sad. :[ Porky Carcass say HectorHH no good. Gui Guy defend HectorHH. Gui Guy talk talk talk make funny say obvious. Oil Ball cheat. HectorHH head cloudy from Billy Walsh beat down. No see. HectorHH make Gui Guy oh so sad :[ But Gui Guy still want defend HectorHH's skill virtue, even if HectorHH show Gui Guy frown face :( or angry face :[ no show happy face :) or childlike pure happiness face :]
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 16:53:35


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haha cinema at its most!
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 16:59:44


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me get tired of reading when type like this.
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 17:14:09


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2jSqYVaJKg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Huhuhuhuhahaha! Gui is so stupid. He just wishes he was 1st still. He's like an old hag with gray hair wrinkles and sagging breats who still dresses like she's 20. Oliebol is best ever. His profile says so. Congrats Oliebol!

I agree with everything X writes. At first I thought he was odd. Then he explained why. So now I want him to write more. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhahaha!
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 18:37:28


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LOl perfect gui is insulting himself in another account either that or he has multiple personality syndrome,or lion and gui are not the same.
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 20:01:17


myhandisonfire 
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what would be so special about someone insulting himself?
you do that all the time ironheart
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 20:29:47


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the thing about smart people is
that they seem like crazy people
to dumb people
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/26/2012 21:22:52

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so thats why you seem so sane to me!
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 01:14:51


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Huhuhuhuhaha! Perfect. Truthless Hero is myhand insulting myhand to prove myhand is not Truthless Hero and to show myhand is smart enough to insult himself. Either that or it's not that and it's something else. Huhuhuhuhaha!
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 01:15:32


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I don't follow
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 01:53:02


Wally Balls 
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ok so this is how you get to be #1 - lame i will just crush ppl
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 11:32:08


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Uh-oh, the Billy Walsh thread is leaking.
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 12:07:09


Timinator • apex 
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so we got Billyleaks here?
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 12:33:59


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I agree with everything X writes. At first I thought he was odd. Then he explained why. So now I want him to write more. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhahaha!


what is this i dont even

gui is through the looking-glass here, people.
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 12:54:41


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Hey x that's a great post there really contributed to the discourse. Why can't you be more like Gui, his forum vendettas are so fun. I like it when he gets a weird fixation on something and then makes dozens of extensively researched posts to prove his point. His whole forum ethos is so great man. Go write some more gay pretentious poems lol. Not that haikus are even real poems.

I'm going for a swim.
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 12:56:47


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This must be gui's idol: http://youtu.be/hbepR3rRfDQ
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 13:19:34


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Huhuhuhuhaha!

@Anti-x, you're just jealous. X is far wittier than you.

@Oliebol, I agree. Gui is a savage bastard with psychological problems. I don't understand the video but it sure sounds like Gui! "Firtifg duthred Oliebol. Wesduth yuthred Oliebol. Sucred futrid Oliebol." Gui envies your achievements. It's so obvious. He wishes he were half the man you are.

Huhuhuhuhaha!
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 13:22:39


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go swim in hell you fat fucking rat.
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 13:59:59


Anti-x Capybara
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I'm not a rodent, but I'm not a rat. Shows what you know about taxonomy lol. Maybe you could read some biology textbooks instead of spending all day on here, because obviously you don't have a job to go to or anything.

I will not engage monkeys in debate because of the violence they have inflicted upon my fellow capybaras (see player-supplied link). Monkeys are hysterical, easily-startled creatures, resort to violence and physical strength when their intellectual abilities are insufficient, and throw faeces at one another. So I will not justify them by acknowledging them or their comments.

One might say that I have a monkey on my back [chuckle] if I had not made that joke in pictorial form already by selecting this profile image.
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 14:12:04


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Huhuhuhuhaha!

You rat bastard! [Throws poop.] I will shake my tree branches and scream fiercely until I calm down, forget why I was angry or notice a sexy female's round ripe rump. But until then I will be on the rampage!

Huhuhuhuhaha!
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 14:24:15

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i get the feeling this thread has devolved into gui arguing with himself across three different accounts
The Oliebol Suicide Watch: 11/27/2012 14:39:25


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It is truly an honour to be mistaken for Gui, but I must correct you. For one simple reason it should be obvious that I am not Gui: I am a capybara, and he isn't. Furthermore, he lives in Asia, while I am more likely to be found nearby rivers in South America.

I would like to point out for anyone, or any primate, who is unaware, that it is not possible to throw faeces at others while communicating on the internet, and that if you attempted to do so, you would merely coat your laptop in your own filth (if it wasn't already).
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